Posted on 09/07/2014 7:21:14 AM PDT by Kaslin
Last week onClashDaily.comwe ran a story about Mormon twin sisters who founded “Beauty Redefined”, who are calling on folks to boycott Carl's Jr.’s hamburger joint because they run adverts with hot models. According to the religious twins, these ads, “objectify women”; and I guess, by that inference, girls everywhere, because of the ads, will start to feel badly about themselves, adopt some eating disorder and/or get ocean-buoy-sized breast implants in order to look like Kate Upton. Or something to that effect.
Now, before I go on, here’s an FYI for forlorn ladies wanting to look like Kate after watching a Carl's Jr.’s commercial: try as you might you probably will never look like Miss Upton because that bombshell hit the genetic lotto. Don’t even try. It’ll cost too much money and you’ll end up looking like Mickey Rourke with butt implants and bogus hooters.
Look sisters … Carl’s is known for having beautiful models’ molesting their burgers. It’s their shtick and they’re upfront about it stating, “We believe in putting hot models in our commercials, because ugly ones don’t sell burgers.”
Truth be told, it’s pretty much everybody and their dogs’ shtick who are trying to hawk anything to anyone nowadays. Please note that most of the models that sell stuff to us via TV, print or Internet don’t look like an unshorn and distended Rosie O’Donnell. Lesbian cruises don’t even use models that look like Rosie for their marketing purposes because they know that brain fart would spawn crap results.
Earth to Matilda: Ads are supposed to make us feel bad about ourselves. They’re supposed to make us feel fat, ugly, stupid, lazy, driving the wrong car, using the wrong computer, having gross/frizzy hair, drinking the wrong vodka and/or using the incorrect herpes medicine. For God’s sake relax… its called Marketing 101, it’s been around since the Garden of Eden.
If you want to throw stones then toss some at one of your own like Marie Osmond. She’s using her newfound sexy, fifty-pound, weight dump to pimp the snot out of Nutri-System. Marie … you never looked better.
Speaking of Mormons, if you truly want to jackhammer a group of abusers that’re destroying a women’s worth, then why don’t you turn your #hashtag temper against the “Fundamentalist Church Of The Latter Day Saints“? That cult systematically enslaves and abuses teenage chicks on a 24/7/365 basis. Listen, if you want to get pissy then get pissy at them because they’re straight up gross on ‘roids.
BTW, you do know what fundamental stands for don’t you? It stands for no fun, mostly dumb and quite mental.
Honestly, I hate to pick on you twins because you seem like decent dames that don’t buy into this stercore tauri -laden culture. However, girls … of all the things that are wrong with this planet you two decide to protest a fast food chain? What are you, gay? Good Lawd, sistas … you’re out in leftfield. On a cosmic scale of things, what Carl’s, in your opinion, is doing to women, is incredibly inconsequential compared to the insanely abusive stain on the planet known as Islam.
If you’d like to launch into some #hasthtag-rage-boycott-campaign against a gaggle of jacked up and violent bastards that genuinely abuse women, then why don’t you fly the social media middle finger to Islam? They abuse women more than any other group on the planet, bar none. They make Carl's Jr.’s look like NOW radicals. If you don’t believe me, just Google: female circumcision, honor killings, child brides, Sharia Law, wife beatings, 1400 sexual molestations of children in Rotherdam, UK, the beheading of women and children by ISIS, Boko Haram. And tell me what religion has spawned these atrocities. Why don’t you #hashtag them?
Personally, I thank God we live in a country where gorgeous women are celebrated, allowed to wear bikinis on TV while they wash an old Camaro with one hand and they inhale a hamburger (if they chose to do so) with the other hand and they don’t have to hide every square inch of their body except a tiny slit for their eyes because some bass-akward-goat-lover from Suckistan believes that slavish garb pleases his make-believe sky-god and his pedophile prophet.
If you and other ladies really care about the “plight of women”, then why don’t you #hashtag attack Islam and their demonic Sharia Law which treats women like cow crap from the cradle to the grave? Use your youth and zeal to attack a true enemy of women because everywhere the Islamic weed is allowed to take root women have faced brutalities.
#fighttherealenemy
You gotta admit — those Carl’s Jr. ads really are gross.
The Mormons have really got to do something about Marie Osmond.
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Yup. Not only do I not want to ever eat at a Carl's Jr, but I think I'm going to go vegan.
They don’t want to open that can of worms. Both were founded by guys making up stories about things they were told by God. Both have had issues in their treatment of women.
Love a good rant....
He seems to be saying that, because Islam is bad, public licentiousness must be considered good. Odd reasoning for a Christian.
It is fair to point out that the FLDS is a lot closer to the Mormonism of Smith and Young than is the present mainstream LDS church. FTM, I believe even the FLDS prophets don't "marry" women who are already married to living husbands.
Kudos to the official LDS for moving away from their origins, but I do object to the way lie about them. A couple decades ago I went thru their welcome center/museum on Temple Square in SLC, and the main reason they gave (can't remember if it was the only one) for the hostility of the Missourians to the Saints was that they were opposed to slavery.
What happened to Maria? Sorry, I don’t exactly follow her but at a young age she heavily influenced my thinking on “beauty”.
I think the ads are funny. Love Paris. Girl is probably a lot smarter than any of us give her credit for.
Doug, we can fight two enemies at the same time. Both the Carls JR Commercials and the Islamic Abuse of Women come from the same pit of Hell.
Not Guilty!
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There are a (ton) of Carls in California.
The darn things are everywhere.
Good restaurants actually.
Especially when comparing them to a Senator Udall ad telling women Cory Gardner won't let them kill their babies. Or an ad telling us how many ways this miracle drug can make us deathly ill. DVR past the ads or TV is unwatchable. I don't complain about ads. I skip them.
She is a spokeswoman for Nutrisystem which seems to run thousands of commercials day in and day out featuring the increasingly tough and obnoxious Osmond. She’s not even all that thin which confuses me.
Aren’t CJ called Hardees in other pla es?
There are numerous Carl’s Jr. Locations on California also.
Yes, here in Maryland they are Hardee’s.
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