Look! Obama’s Working!

White House Dossier ^ | 8/9/2014 | Keith Koffler

[Hoodat]

There seems to be an effort afoot at the White House to demonstrate to the world that President Obama, who has now been getting flack even from the mainstream press for being disengaged – me and you have been wondering where he’s been for some time – in fact DOES SHOW UP FOR WORK.

In the strangest “pool spray” I’ve ever seen, the pool reporters were escorted to the windows of the Oval Office to bear witness to the fact that the president is on the phone.

From the pool report:

At 11:18 am, the pool was brought to the windows outside the Oval Office for a photo spray. It lasted 10 seconds.

We spotted the president sitting at his desk, talking on the phone – his left hand to his left ear. He briefly fiddled with his pen. Several aides were sitting on the couches. The pool has requested a list but the pool did spot Tony Blinken, deputy national security adviser. . .

NEWSFLASH: We spotted the president sitting at his desk, talking on the phone – his left hand to his left ear. He briefly fiddled with his pen.

Here are your brave White House journalists gathering the news.



Not exactly Gaza duty, is it?

Et voilà, the result, last night on the homepage of the New York Times website:

[morphing libertarian]

Ditto, since the deification hit the oscillator all over the place, he won't dare be photographed with his feet on the desk.

[morphing libertarian]

thank you spell check.

[jazusamo]

0bama, the fake president showing the press corps his fake work ethic, he and his lapdogs are shameless but that’s nothing new.

[snappahead]

Reminds me of how Margaret Thatcher said that power is like being a lady,if you have to tell people you are,then your not...

[Fantasywriter]

‘thank you spell check.’

Okay, that was funny. In these grim times, I’ll take a good laugh wherever I can get it; thanks!

[bray]

Did he make his flight to Martha’s Vineyard and his $100K rental?

Pray America wakes up

[MeshugeMikey]

Mission Accomplished...Barrys on Martha's Vineyard

[blueunicorn6]

Obama always says the same thing to the American press.

“Who wants a Scooby Snack?”

[morphing libertarian]

I am an enemy of auto text and spell check. I ran the spell check selected the correct spelling and it still was wrong.

Going to take my “never mind” blood pressure med.

[Sir Napsalot]

Left hand, right hand, you must be a racist.

/Chrissy Matthews et al.

[RetSignman]

Ie?

[morphing libertarian]

The Hero of Benghazi and his jester scuff up the desk in the Awful Office

[RetSignman]

his left hand to his left ear
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He is lefthanded BUT he knew if he were using his right hand it would have obscured his face for the planned photo-op.

[Fantasywriter]

‘Going to take my “never mind” blood pressure med.’

Lol. I bet Obama owns shares of all the leading bp-med. manufacturing pharmas. Every time he speaks or acts, his investments spike.

[morphing libertarian]

must be covered by O-Care, at an affordable price, of course.

[ZOOKER]

Everyone's got a picture on display - on the wall, on the desk, on facebook, wherever - to brag on to others. Maybe it's a pose with the fish you caught or the buck you brought down on your last vacation. Maybe it's a place you visited like Disneyland or the Empire State Building.

This is similar but opposite - it's a photo Obama hangs at Martha's Vineyard so he can say "Remember that time I worked? Look, I've got my phone and my pen, and I look so in-charge and professional..."

[Fantasywriter]

Nope. Only birth control is fully covered. Everything else you pay out of pocket until you surpass the $10,000.00 deductible, or thereabouts.

[HotHunt]

[Fantasywriter]

Is that a Nazi in the picture frame on the wall?