Now this one I can probably get behind.
Any daughter of mine would not be given the green light to engage in sexual activity.
This seems to be the result of the moronic post-modern philosophy of relativism.
Yeah this guy is a freaking idiot.
Best line ever in regards to a date picking up a daughter for a night out came from the movie Clueless, if you can believe that.
“I have a .45 and a shovel and I doubt anyone would miss you.”
Now this one I can probably get behind.
Use your hands on my daughter and you’ll lose them after.
You make her cry, I make you cry.
Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
Bring her home late, there’s no next date.
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you’re sure not picking anything up (Alternative rule #5: Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.)
No complaining while you’re waiting for her. If you’re bored, change my oil.
If your pants hang off your hips, I’ll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
Get a job
Understand I don’t like you
I’m everywhere
You hurt her, I hurt you
Be home 30 minutes early
Get a lawyer
If you lie to me, I will find out
She’s my princess, not your conquest
I don’t mind going back to jail
Whatever you do to her, I will do to you
Rules of liberal fathers. I wouldn’t wipe my @$$ with that shirt
It’s so enlightened to allow teenagers to make adult decisions with no adult guidance at all. I’m nowhere near that enlightened - to the best of my ability, I made those decisions for my daughters and for my sons.
How about “no dating”?
If you’re interested in marrying my daughter, you can talk to me first and I’ll “screen” you.
I bet that dad is a knockout in his tutu.
It is nice, though, that any decent men who might be interested his daughter will be warned that she was raised to be either a skank, a *itch or both.
BTW, God makes the rules. Dads are just enforcers.
Women driving cars with the man as the passenger.
Women make all the rules.
Men have no say in their daughter's lives. If she wants to sleep around that's okay with Pops because it isn't up to him.
Liberals want and need men to be eunuchs.
Men need to tell women to stand down, they are NOT in control, nor will they be.
The last few posts I made on this site commented on liberalism being a mental disorder.
It applies here as well.
I used to give The Talk:
“So, Jon, Have you ever wondered what it’s like to dangle under a bridge waiting for the train to come and cut the rope?”
He should teach his daughter to use a gun in case someone, you know, questions the authority of his T-Shirt.
Preface: The safety of my daughter is my paramount concern so any harm that befalls her due to you or while with you, I will hold you responsible. I give you my daughter so as you and her can gauge compatibility.
1. Any harm you inflict whether intentional or not will result in your harm.
2. No coaxing her into adult situations (ie- sex, drinking, or drugs).
3. Treat her with respect.
4. Inform us at all times where you will be with her.
5. Inform me of who your parents are and how I can contact them.
6. Do not lie or deceive anyone in my family.
Here is a rule for these idiots.
Teach your daughter not to be cheap and easy. If you need a shirt full of hyperbole of how you got a gun and a shovel then you obviously weren’t that good at it.
These jughead dads seem to think their little “princess” was born without hormones. Maybe they should just have a gun pointed at her while she is tied to a pole in her room if they cant trust her.
Sounds like something Billy Ray would say.
That dad is a fag.
Daughter is wearing his testicles for earings on her date.
Her body her rules? BS. My daughter MY RULES. Any boys wanting to date my daughters had to survive “the interview” where we reviewed his appearance (no tats, piercings, etc), general intelligence, background and family. Then he heard the rules for the date (similar to the 10 rules). Basically treat her like a sister. Finally I would tell a story about a bird dog I had and trained from a pup. One day he bit one of my daughters on the face. The next day I had him killed because he hurt my daughter. I would tell the date, “I loved that dog, I dont even like you.”
And heeeeere’s his daughter’s Twitter
account. Another Miley Cyrus in the making. WARNING: NUDITY
https://mobile.twitter.com/kristinespeare
Because teenage girl decision making is so awesome!