Posted on 06/16/2014 12:19:29 PM PDT by ColdOne
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced during a New York Times interview that the Holy Bible is the book that made her who she is today.
If you had to name one book that made you who you are today, what would it be? asked The New York Times, in a book review questionnaire.
At the risk of appearing predictable, the Bible was and remains the biggest influence on my thinking, Clinton said. I was raised reading it, memorizing passages from it and being guided by it.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
“Oh, yes, and the King James version is my favorite. The large one with the metal edges that I threw at my treacherous, skirt-chasing husband right after the ashtray. Drew blood if I recall correctly.”
she’s learned a lot from Satan in those pages.
The question was a setup and the interview completely scripted, typical of hillary. We’ll be seeing a lot more of these phony talks now that the NPR reporter has put her on the spot.
Reminding us all of how well Satan quotes scripture. The woman is EVIL!
Even the devil can quote scripture, so I’m not real impressed.
If she ever touched a bible she would turn to dust.
That has to be the biggest knee-slapper of all time!
The only thing less believable than this is that Lois Lerners computer crashed and lost 2 years of critical email evidence.
rofl
Bill was hoping that she said Fifty Shades of Grey.
Someone should ask her while in line to see her at a book signing “What are the books of the bible?”
http://www.christnotes.org/bible.php?ver=kjv
Or ask about a favorite passage in the bible (and completely make up one and see if she agrees with it.
Have hidden video camera nearby to record the hilarity.
A few I found in a search.
Proverbs 21:19
It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
Proverbs 27:15-16
A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands
She was immediately struck by lightning.
Thanks ColdOne.
I believe the Bible is also the biggest influence on SATAN!
That's true. And I'd love to see how she would melt down if Mooch announced she was running. I'll bet deep inside she despises Obama because he owner her.
I’ve always wondered what Slick Willy had hidden in that Bible he always carried with him to those Sunday-go-to-church photo ops.
What Bible is that Hitlery? The lesbian Bible?
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