[Oldeconomybuyer]

[TurboZamboni]

# 11 ...Hank Johnson was a prophet!

[Up Yours Marxists]

You forgot the: Super Duper Mega Ultra Fantasmic Orgasmic Chicken Little Alert. tag.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

I thought BusinessInsider was a libertarian journal?

What gives?

[LucianOfSamasota]

We’re all going to die!

[Fledermaus]

Here is my list: #1 - turns left wing humans into morons.

[Moonman62]

It’s devastated my faith in climate science and the federal government.

[crazyhorse691]

#23-The increased heat will melt the pigs wings and they will no longer be able to fly.

#24-Ice cubes will melt quicker at 70 degrees than before global warming.

#25-Increased chance of mass extinctions because most plants and animals in the tropics will experience a higher rate of their body fluids boiling.

[posterchild]

How dare the climate change. It always promised me it wouldn’t.

[JRandomFreeper]

The last time we had global warming, population boomed, economies got stronger, and generally good things happened.

The year without a summer, on the other hand, killed a lot of folks.

/johnny

[TXnMA]

Going for a record on how much bovine manure can be piled in 22 lines of text...

[Jim Robinson]

Therefore, we must shred our constitution, give up our freedom, surrender our national sovereignty and cede all authority to the UN and international communism? I’ve got a better idea. How about we fight like hell and keep our freedom!

[PATRIOT1876]

It’s too stupid for words that people STILL believe these lies after they have been exposed over and over again.

“Look, TOTO pulled the curtain back every day for 5 years and you are still afraid of the Wizard. Look at him! He's just a guy who lives in a wagon in the field!”

“I dunno, he might really be the Wizard”

“You saw him pulling the levers!”

“I dunno, Al Gore And Mr. Mann say he's really the real Wizard”

[Cicero]

9. 136 of the world's most historic places could be in jeopardy.

Let's not exaggerate! My research suggests that no more than 135 of the world's most historic places will be in jeopardy.

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[E. Pluribus Unum]

"Comments on this post are now closed."

Cowards.

[caveat emptor]

Hundreds of millions of people may be displaced by 2050.

Billions and billions even.

[Fiji Hill]

What’s with all this doom and gloom? Global warming will cause the seas to rise rapidly, so if you live in Cloudcroft, NM, you’ll have beach front property in a few years.

[BitWielder1]

1. Climate change remedies will be insanely expensive.
2. Hundreds of millions of people may be displaced by governments by 2050.
3. Dengue and malaria could spread in the U.S. carried by illegal immigrants and terrorists.
4. Western wildfires could burn up to eight times as much land by 2100 because logging and keeping underbrush in check will be illegal.
(Does land burn? I think they mean forests.)
5. An additional 8% of the world population will experience water scarcity by 2100 because they're not allowed to drill or use river water.
6. Hurricanes could become up to 11% more intense and 20% wetter by 2100 or not. Where did these numbers come from?.
7. Four times as many New Yorkers could live in areas that flood by 2050 also known as beachfront property.
8. Millions of people and trillions in assets are at risk in coastal cities as they always are. And they forgot to use "quadrillions".
9. 136 of the world's most historic places could be in jeopardy as opposed to less historic places.
10. Global wheat and maize yields are already beginning to decline due to less efficient fertilizers.
11. Some small island nations could be destroyed. They could also be wiped out by a tsunami at any time.
12. 100% of reefs may be at risk of extinction by 2050. Until they grow some more or grow in new places.
13. Within 300 years, 88% of New Orleans could be underwater. It would be already if it wasn't for the levies.
14. Increasing droughts will make some of the driest regions even drier. Others will be wetter.
15. 63% of major wine regions could be jeopardized by 2050 and others will more productive and take their place.
16. Some reptiles species could turn mostly female, potentially leading to their extinction but the few remaining males will be happy.
17. Atlanta and New York could see twice as many days of thunderstorms a year by 2100 from the 1962 to 1989 average. Is that so bad?
18. Many countries are losing their main dry season water source. Is it raining less or more now? We're confused.
19. Air Pollution in California could created a serious public health hazard. It has nothing to do with climate change but we threw that in anyway.
(Who proofreads this stuff?)
20. Equatorial regions and parts of the Antarctic will see up to a 50% decrease in their fisheries. Less fish = more vegetation = less CO2. That's good isn't it?
21. Some animals are shrinking. And Plants and other animals will be bigger.
22. An additional 20 million more children will go hungry by 2050 because government took control of food production and distribution.

Most of this is contingent on climate change happening at all. The human caused screw ups may happen anyway.

[Jack Hammer]

Sounds like the plot of a really scary movie which everyone would love; too bad there IS NO man-made climate change.

[familyop]

That’s not the first time for socialist garbage from Business Insider.

[Vision]

Funny how they can't debate GW, but can threaten you all day long about how scary it will be.