#24-Ice cubes will melt quicker at 70 degrees than before global warming.
#25-Increased chance of mass extinctions because most plants and animals in the tropics will experience a higher rate of their body fluids boiling.
#25-Increased chance of mass extinctions because most plants and animals in the tropics will experience a higher rate of their body fluids boiling. *
You forgot the biggest one of all:
#47 More dangerous dihydrogen monoxide will be created by Global Warming!”
26. Birds will start to roost higher up in trees
27. Kids will want to go swimming 30 seconds sooner than before
28. Field mice will move 200 feet higher up the hill to nest
29. Cold beer will turn warm 2 sips sooner