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Sex-mad rodent Randy escapes male-only enclosure and gets 100 females pregnant
Metro [UK] ^
| 6 Jun 2014
Posted on 06/09/2014 8:21:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A highly-sexed guinea pig broke out of its animal sanctuary enclosure and had sex with 100 females, park officials say.
The rodent, nicknamed Randy by staff at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire, is now set to father around 400 babies after getting nearly all of them pregnant.
Manager Richard Craddock said Randy looked like he had a very good time after staff spotted the exhausted animal snoozing on a pile of straw.
We suspect a child may have placed him back in the wrong pen by accident after stroking him or Randy may have somehow broken out of his enclosure to get to the females, he explained.
We dont know how long Randy was in the female enclosure but it could have been several weeks which would have given him time to go round the entire female population.
Mr Craddock added: He has now re-joined his male friends, clearly hes got a lot of bragging to do.
He must have been quite a busy boy to get round that many girls.
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To: Beowulf9
Alternate caption:
“NOOO!!!! Make Richard Gere go away!!!”
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posted on
06/09/2014 10:09:46 PM PDT
by
Norm Lenhart
(How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
To: Norm Lenhart
Should name him, Charlie Sheen.
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posted on
06/09/2014 10:26:13 PM PDT
by
Kozy
To: Slyfox
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posted on
06/09/2014 11:31:53 PM PDT
by
glasseye
To: Slings and Arrows; cripplecreek
whistle pigs...But... Guinea Pigs aren't whistle pigs.
This is a whistle pig...
Or maybe it's just a land beaver. Or a big ground squirrel. Whatever it is, we shot 'em back on the farm.
;-)
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posted on
06/09/2014 11:58:37 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: Kozy
Indeed. The only real difference is that One did a bunch of pigs, the other is a little furry rodent ;)
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posted on
06/09/2014 11:59:20 PM PDT
by
Norm Lenhart
(How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
To: Gefn
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posted on
06/10/2014 4:19:06 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
That’s a lot of baby-mommas for one guinea pig to support!
To: Slyfox
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posted on
06/10/2014 6:28:40 AM PDT
by
Balding_Eagle
(Want to keep your doctor? Remove your Democrat Senator.)
To: glasseye
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posted on
06/10/2014 6:29:54 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
(When progressives ignore moral parameters, they also lose the natural gift of common sense.)
To: Balding_Eagle
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posted on
06/10/2014 6:30:40 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
(When progressives ignore moral parameters, they also lose the natural gift of common sense.)
To: cloudmountain
When the SHTF hits we plan on ranching then for food. Andrew Zimmer said there great as he was eating one on T.V. millions of Peruvians can't be wrong.
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posted on
06/10/2014 6:49:14 AM PDT
by
lostboy61
(Lock and Load and stand your ground!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
06/10/2014 6:54:02 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Slings and Arrows; GeronL
How do they know he’s the father? Does he have to pay Guinea Piglet support?
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posted on
06/10/2014 7:38:25 AM PDT
by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Imagine writing 400 child-support checks every month!
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posted on
06/10/2014 7:39:40 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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