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1 posted on 06/05/2014 6:08:10 PM PDT by Dallas59
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The oceans are salty because they spend so much time crying salty tears. < /eyeroll>


30 posted on 06/05/2014 6:29:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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and now you know why attempts to use facts and science in arguments with liberals is a waste of time.


31 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:10 PM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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I built a house in rural Illinois where the water had a bit of a temper. So, I installed a Waterboss, added the Salt, and told it, “No hard feelings.”


33 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:41 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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Does this glass make me look fat ???


34 posted on 06/05/2014 6:30:47 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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She is as dumb as a glass of water. I’m sorry, is that an insult to you or the glass of water?


38 posted on 06/05/2014 6:34:41 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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Crazy ass nucking futball...


47 posted on 06/05/2014 6:49:48 PM PDT by Wyatt's Torch
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One by one. All the modern day actresses who I felt were so attractive until they opened their mouths.


48 posted on 06/05/2014 6:50:21 PM PDT by willk (everyone)
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You’ll never be anything but a fluid at Standard Temperature and Pressure.
Your mother and two fathers bond at 104.5 degrees.
Water has two H daddies.
Polar solvents need not apply.
You are the supernatant of urine.


50 posted on 06/05/2014 6:52:16 PM PDT by posterchild (It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
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She’s right. I’m very careful not to offend the bit of standing water I commune with of a morning by referring to the act with such crudeness as “poop.” No way, not me. A polite euphemism, that’s the way to go to spare everyone’s feelings, and so it’s pinching a loaf, baking a bum brownie, laying some cable, drowning a Democrat, throwing a sphincter spear, firing a jet-powered torpedo from hell, charming the old colon cobra, or dropping the kids off at the pool. And as the last of my aqua guest gurgles off happily to father Neptune and the tank deposits its replacement to its new porcelain home I bask in the aura of a job well done and the sickly miasma of an industrial air freshener. Gaia is happy. Life is good.


55 posted on 06/05/2014 6:58:14 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Paltrow is better with her legs open and her mouth closed.
56 posted on 06/05/2014 6:58:49 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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This is very deep. Deeper than the deepest well. Such intellect should not go unnoticed.

I think she has presidential ambitions.


58 posted on 06/05/2014 7:03:56 PM PDT by bobo1 (progressives=commies/fascists)
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63 posted on 06/05/2014 7:17:01 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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She probably wasn’t acting in “View From the Top”.


65 posted on 06/05/2014 7:17:21 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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did any of these people go to any kind of schools except acting school?


69 posted on 06/05/2014 7:24:01 PM PDT by 1st Division guy
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She’s got to be doing this on purpose, just to get attention. Gweneth reminds me of Hilaria: Alec Baldwins wife, who does goofy yoga poses in public.


72 posted on 06/05/2014 7:28:13 PM PDT by lee martell
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She’s a whacko.


73 posted on 06/05/2014 7:30:09 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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I wonder why people go out of their way to trash Paltrow. I like her. She plays a great Pepper Potts, she doesn’t attack people and doesn’t try to shove her politics down peoples’ throats. She seems harmless to me


74 posted on 06/05/2014 7:36:22 PM PDT by be-baw (still seeking)
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Well, she went on record declaring the Brits have far more intelligent conversations than Americans.


76 posted on 06/05/2014 7:40:08 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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Disconnected Brain Stem. ..


79 posted on 06/05/2014 7:58:43 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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Thats just water. WHAT ABOUT BEER?


82 posted on 06/05/2014 8:29:27 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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