[Fai Mao]

Well you know the old saying;
Those who are smart enough can and those who aren’t very smart act like they can.

She is an actress, what do you expect

[Proud2BeRight]

Be kind to your dihydrogen monoxide.

[darkwing104]

[EEGator]

She was probably stoned and watching Ghostbusters 2 last night.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

I’m just really impressed that, apparently, water can read.

[Da Coyote]

One really has to go to school to be this dumb.

[twister881]

Rich, clueless airhead. When the looks go (soon), nobody will GAS about her anymore.

[FlJoePa]

Damn...where was she when I was picking up dumb girls in bars?

[Viking2002]

Fer chrissakes, get the net....................

[GeronL]

celebutards: they deserve the title

[Nuocmam]

No one has ever given proof that in order to be a successful entertainer one has to have functioning brain cells. Public statements by most of them seem to indicate that the opposite is the case.

[4yearlurker]

I didn't think I could care less about Paltrow than I already did. Dumber than a fence post.

[moovova]

Heaven forbid how water must feel after I’m finished with my morning marathon...uh, uhmmm...newspaper reading session.

[48th SPS]

Exactly why is the media giving this moron the time of day?
So she says stupid things. Who cares?

[twister881]

I assume she has an ample supply of felines - a few score I should think - to distribute around her “crazy cat lady” house.

[Cicero]

"I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack."

[ansel12]

I was just talking with a PHD this week who was telling me how microwaved water, allowed to cool, kills plants, she uses her microwave only for storage.

[HiTech RedNeck]

The water went into vials having various labels on it.

But there’s one catch. The labels were showing to the outside.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

She’s pretty but regarding water, she’s a wash-out.

[G Larry]

uh...I thought some clod had misspelled “waiter”......