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Gwyneth Paltrow: Mean words hurt water's feelings
Fox News ^ | 6/5/2014 | Fox News

Posted on 06/05/2014 6:08:10 PM PDT by Dallas59

First she consciously uncoupled from her husband.

Then she said being criticized on social media was just like war.

Now Gwyneth Paltrow has somehow trumped both!

The Oscar winning actor and mother of two believes bad vibes can bum out water.

Yes, we’re talking H2O.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: California
KEYWORDS: badtrips; brentwood; bummer; california; getoutandstayout; greenieweenies; gwynethpaltrow; gwynethpaltry; hollywood; karma; obamanation; oscarweiner; oscarwinner; paltrow; water; waterhasfeelings
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To: Does so

Your mother is a lovely lady.


81 posted on 06/05/2014 8:20:11 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Dallas59

Thats just water. WHAT ABOUT BEER?


82 posted on 06/05/2014 8:29:27 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: Dallas59; GeronL; Slings and Arrows
Who dosed the sugar lumps in her coffee this morning?


83 posted on 06/05/2014 8:34:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: a fool in paradise

lol.... she was kind of cute


84 posted on 06/05/2014 8:41:17 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: GeronL

The water in my toilet bowl was p!ssed off this morning because, well...


85 posted on 06/05/2014 8:42:26 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: a fool in paradise

lol


86 posted on 06/05/2014 8:45:39 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: twister881

Still relevant. Thanks, Registered.


87 posted on 06/05/2014 8:47:28 PM PDT by cyn (Benghazi)
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To: GeronL; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Is Gweneth planning to re-record Sonny Bono's song "Pammie's On A Bummer" anytime real soon?

#IAMNOTRINGO

88 posted on 06/05/2014 8:47:30 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Chode

Kinda like the great musican who had the choice of marrying a homely but immensely talented soprano — or the beautiful woman with a tin ear and a voice like a crow.

Art won out and he married the soprano.

The first morning after the wedding night, he rolled over and saw his new bride as the sunlight gently bathed her visage.

He leaning over, reached out his hand to caress her cheek...and shouted: “For God’s sake...sing something!”


89 posted on 06/05/2014 8:48:09 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Dallas59

Stupid people hurt my brain....


90 posted on 06/05/2014 8:58:46 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: Dallas59

Well. I sure REALLY made that water cooler angry back in my old Prosecutor’s office.


91 posted on 06/05/2014 9:13:16 PM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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To: Fai Mao

Actor= Meat Puppet.


92 posted on 06/05/2014 9:29:49 PM PDT by Kozak ("It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal" Henry Kissinger)
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To: Dallas59
When someone gave me (us) some crap back when I was in school, we said,

"sticks and stones may break our bones, but names will never hurt me." These worthless idiots who have been blessed with millions of dollars, live in the greatest country in History, and whine like babies are pathetic individuals.

Try living like the rest of us in the real world.

93 posted on 06/05/2014 9:38:35 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Dallas59

Liberals all think like this.

Criticizing people for being upset about 9/11: “I find the English amazing how they got over 7/7. There were no multiple memorials with people sobbing as they would have been in America. There, they are constantly scaring people but at the same time, people think nothing of going to see a therapist.”


On Gwyneth Paltrow’s dinner party: “Jessica Seinfeld made a toast. She turned to the assembled guests. ‘And you are all so lucky to be part of Gwyneth’s world. Because this is the real deal. And she’s invited all of you good people in here. I would never do that.’”


94 posted on 06/05/2014 10:03:47 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: Dallas59

Hey, personally, I think if a woman looks like that, she can say anything she wants.


95 posted on 06/06/2014 1:36:07 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: BenLurkin

meh - Im a Palin fan - bright and pretty.....tolerating stupid is tiresome


96 posted on 06/06/2014 3:48:05 AM PDT by Revelation 911
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To: Does so

There is definitely a resemblance. How was your mom’s relationship with water?


97 posted on 06/06/2014 3:54:57 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: BenLurkin
LOLOLOL!!!! 100%
98 posted on 06/06/2014 4:42:06 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: ansel12; BenLurkin; Future Snake Eater; twister881
My Swiss grandfather saw war coming to Europe, so he sent his only child (a daughter) to a Swiss friend's ranch in Cuba. (Friend's name—Walter Uttinger). That would make her about 21 when she happened to visit Florida—and met my US Navy PBY-pilot Dad. :)

Both are gone now, my Dad (97) passed away on Monday—perhaps leading me to find some comfort in these personal observations here.

Thanks... :)

99 posted on 06/06/2014 6:57:56 AM PDT by Does so ("Miranda Warnings" and loss of "Common-Law Marriage" = 2 Big Mistakes...)
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To: Does so

She has a deep femininity that modern Americans rarely get to see anymore.


100 posted on 06/06/2014 10:18:11 AM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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