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SECRET SERVICE SOFTWARE WILL 'DETECT SARCASM' IN SOCIAL MEDIA USERS
Reuters ^
| June 3 2014
| No Attribution
Posted on 06/03/2014 11:53:16 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey
The Secret Service is purchasing software to watch users of social networks in real time, according to contract documents.
In a work order posted on Monday, the agency details information the tool will collect -- ranging from emotions of Internet users to old Twitter messages.
Its capabilities will include “sentiment analysis,”
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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: praetorianguard; sarcasm; secretservice; socialmedia; ss; waffenss
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To: Pollster1
heh... it DOES defy sanity, doesn’t it...
Can’t make this crap up.
But - at least he keeps stepping on his own crank, and that’s a good thing.
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posted on
06/03/2014 3:34:05 PM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: MeshugeMikey
sentiment analysis in brothels .... SS first hand research....
hey....great job in dallas (sarc)
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posted on
06/03/2014 3:41:05 PM PDT
by
zzwhale
To: MeshugeMikey
...sentiment analysis...
I read "sediment analysis".
This is easy. Just show no more sentiment in any post ever.
To: MeshugeMikey
Lemme help them with the calibration of their software:
No sh!t, Sherlock.
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posted on
06/03/2014 4:47:46 PM PDT
by
RobinOfKingston
(Democrats--the party of Evil. Republicans--the party of Stupid.)
To: Steve_Seattle
“I don’t see any reference to “sarcasm-detection software” in the linked story. It just talks about reviving a domestic terrorism unit without specifying any details.”
Nice catch.
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posted on
06/03/2014 4:53:00 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: RobinOfKingston
the FREE REPUBLIC may actually cause their sarcasm algorithm to overload and start running backwards
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posted on
06/03/2014 7:27:58 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: Resettozero
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posted on
06/03/2014 7:28:38 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: MeshugeMikey
Oh sure! Like that’s a valid concern!
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posted on
06/03/2014 7:28:41 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!)
To: july4thfreedomfoundation
we might be calling their hero....NAMES er sumpthin
names like Puke Puddler,,and such.
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posted on
06/03/2014 7:29:55 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: SoFloFreeper
#HASHTAGEXTRANAGANZABREAKSOUT!!!
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posted on
06/03/2014 7:31:01 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: infowarrior
oh yes you mentioned the seeing eye dog....
I think we got em nailed
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posted on
06/03/2014 7:32:00 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: ClearCase_guy
ahahahaha!
the software should be operational by say what.... 2024 or thereabouts....
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posted on
06/03/2014 7:33:53 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: MeshugeMikey
Ok. That does it.
</sarc>
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