Josh Earnest: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know about Jay Carney's Replacement

HEAVY ^ | 05/30/2014 | By Matthew Guariglia

[RS_Rider]

The imposter prefers to have a white male be the face of all of his lies. The only time he does not give the job to a minority or victim of any sort is when the task is mopping up for a scandal ridden illegitimate regime.

[sport]

They replaced one liar with another liar. That is all I need to know.

[rey]

I think he should have chosen Al Sharpton.

[JouleZ]

Seems to me that naming a Black to replace Carney would give more wiggle room for the term “that’s RACIST” when asked a real question by the press but that phrase has lost any meaning so back to blaming the White guys….same old.

[miliantnutcase]

Has this guy even held a real job since college? Other than fluffer at Bohemian Grove?

[vox_freedom]

You want lies with that?

[vox_freedom]

Sharpton is already doing a great job as one of the many spokesmen for the pretender-in-Chief.

[vox_freedom]

His wife is somewhere in between ‘pretty’ and ‘shape shifting extraterrestrial’. Can’t decide. LOL

[boatbums]

The importance of being Earnest.

Did you hear about the two maggots making love in dead earnest? ;o)

[Auntie Mame]

#6. He wears a hairpiece. It’s actually well done. Better than Kerry’s but then, he’s younger and has more of his own hair left.

[BAW]

We’ll see how long this one lasts.

[Uncle Chip]

From Corney to Earnest —

Aren’t we lucky!!

[Cen-Tejas]

In my opinion, you nailed it!

[Cheerio]

5. He’s a liar, like his boss.

One could not take this job without full well knowing that lying is the name of the game in the District of Corruption these days.

[TexasGator]

“Natalie Wyeth”

Interesting family starting with illustrator N. C. Wyeth. Quite a bit of American history.

[Candor7]

May G_d have mercy on his Joseph Goebbels possessed soul.

[webheart]

I think that would be Jim Varney.

And, he is dead, which might actually make him more qualified.

[Impy]

So Saddam’s guy still won’t take the job?

[SeekAndFind]

Baghdad Bob is retired in the United Arab Emirates with part of the loot he has as Saddam’s propagandist.

[Impy]

That’s a shame, I think he’s the ideal candidate for Obama’s mouthpiece!