What Really Happens When Obama ‘Sneaks’ Out of the White House

ABC News ^ | 5-23-14 | Mary Bruce

[afraidfortherepublic]

On ABC’s hit series “Scandal,” President Fitzgerald Grant is often seen sneaking out of the White House for a clandestine meeting with the covert agents of B-613 or a secret rendezvous with Olivia Pope, but nothing could be further from the truth.

The real president isn’t sneaking anywhere.

President Obama explained earlier this week what it’s like to try and break out of the White House bubble.

“Every once in a while, I’m able to sneak off… I’m sort of like the circus bear that kind of breaks the chain, and I start taking off, and everybody starts whispering, the bear’s loose,” he said.

[afraidfortherepublic]

What a phony!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

No mention of Reggie. Odd.

[shove_it]

“Every once in a while, I’m able to sneak off… I’m sort of like the circus bear that kind of breaks the chain, and I start taking off, and everybody starts whispering, the bear’s loose,” he said.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[dandiegirl]

He thinks of himself as a bear-what a joke.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Bear? Nope. Chipmunk? Maybe.

[fatnotlazy]

Obama doesn't sneak off anywhere. He doesn't have to. He's just a puppet for the real rulers. For the most part he's not needed unless the real rulers need a face on tv. Otherwise, he can golf, sleep, do drugs or cavort with his boyfriend.

[molson209]

How do sneak anywhere with that HUGE motorcade

[al baby]

Pajama boy fagin off with the ice cream man

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I’d have more respect if he sneaked out for a greasy cheeseburger and fries. That’s worth risking it all.

[PLD]

He is going out to meet Reggie for a romp in the flea bitten hotel..............Bear my butt more like a chimp on the loose..

[originalbuckeye]

Another sycophant story by Big Media-ABC ‘News’.

[shove_it]

John Semmens, this article sounds like one of yours.

[don-o]

“Circus bear”? Hmmmmm...Not the animal I would associate; but, that’s just me.

[Oratam]

Interesting allusion. Circus bears originated in Russia. Today, they're a Chinese phenomena.

Obama: trained in Russia; controlled by China.

[peyton randolph]

“He thinks of himself as a bear-what a joke.”

*****

A “bear” is slang for hairy gay man.

[RightGeek]

Poor baby needs time for himself and Reggie to be alone.

[MeshugeMikey]

Barry The Flying Squirrel

[bakeneko]

Yes but he is reviving the style of Caligula and Nero.

[martin_fierro]

[fivecatsandadog]

Yup a bear. A tall, skinny, rat-faced ghetto-bear.