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Barack Obama
to Seattle Seahawks:
I GOT JOKES!!!!
TMZ ^
| 5/21/14
Posted on 05/21/2014 9:33:17 PM PDT by kcvl
Barack Obama to Seattle Seahawks: I GOT JOKES!!!! 5/21/2014 12:42 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Host: "Welcome to comedy hour here at the White House! Next up ... a very funny comedian ... hails all the way from Nairobi ...(pauses for laughter) ... just kidding! But seriously, You've seen this guy on "Tonight Show" and also you may know him from killing Osama bin Laden .... ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the comedic stylings of BARACK OOOOOBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yes, the Headliner-Of-State broke out the jokes during a speech at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. today to honor the reigning Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks.
Obama zinged Richard Sherman, Marshawn Lynch and even Russell Wilson's hair -- some of it was actually not bad.
Check out the clip ... and remember, tip your wait staff.
http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/21/barack-obama-seattle-seahawks-jokes-white-house-super-bowl/#ixzz32Ppiz29b
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: nfl
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posted on
05/21/2014 9:33:17 PM PDT
by
kcvl
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posted on
05/21/2014 9:33:41 PM PDT
by
kcvl
To: kcvl
How many veterans died during his set?
3
posted on
05/21/2014 9:35:41 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(I will raise $2M for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
To: kcvl
I enjoyed every bit of the Hawks run to the Superbowl.
This, not so much.
4
posted on
05/21/2014 9:38:30 PM PDT
by
M1911A1
To: kcvl; Dqban22; All
Uh - - - , yeah.
Obama IS the joke.
5
posted on
05/21/2014 9:40:25 PM PDT
by
Graewoulf
(Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
To: kcvl
There’s nothing funny about Barack Obama.
6
posted on
05/21/2014 9:42:36 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: kcvl
The joke is between his legs.
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posted on
05/21/2014 9:59:41 PM PDT
by
RPTMS
(I know you're a nincompoop, and I strongly suspect you of being a scalawag!)
To: All
I say you give any president his traditions, and hosting champions is one. did the left give any quarter in this respect to bush?, mostly no, but i think that if politics is a fight for the independent vote, always crying wolf makes you lose credibility when you are trying to sway them with a real issue.
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posted on
05/21/2014 10:08:58 PM PDT
by
willywill
To: kcvl
0bama/Seahawks....An I-don’t-care twofer!
9
posted on
05/21/2014 10:22:09 PM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(I wish no harm on Gen. Shinseki, but perhaps he should consider seppuku.....)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
Except maybe those dumbo ears though.
To: willywill
Independents are voters who will vote Republican if they act like Democrats.
Some are Conservative but say Independent because they don't want to be harassed.
Most are Democrats who are embarrassed by their votes, but will not change.
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posted on
05/21/2014 10:44:49 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: kcvl
Strange that this detached and aloof Prez can be very engaged and passionate about sports and entertainment, yet when it comes to the IRS tyrannizing the loyal opposition, or gun running that kills Americans, or terror at Benghazi or least but not least, the homicides in the VA system, he can’t even believable fake passion.
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posted on
05/21/2014 10:53:51 PM PDT
by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: PghBaldy
That’s because he could care less about any of those things. He is a despicable LIAR and a sorry excuse for a human being.
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posted on
05/21/2014 11:23:33 PM PDT
by
funfan
To: Graewoulf
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posted on
05/22/2014 1:31:19 AM PDT
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
To: PghBaldy
This POS can become engaged and passionate about pleasuring himself, be it with Reggie, sports or entertainment. I recently saw the movie The Bad Seed, with Patty McCormick...saw it once b/4 and found it fascinating. I immediately saw a similarity between McCormick's character and obozo. Both of them have no feelings for people, their pain and suffering, etc. Bot of them are only interested in what THEY want, and will go to any length to achieve it. obozo is responsible for the deaths of four men in Benghazi. He is also involved in the deaths of those who were his lovers at one time..Nachum has a list of deaths contributed to obozo if folks are interested in reading about it. Both of them are charming and charismatic, and cold and unfeeling, and life is all about THEM. obozo is a sociopath of some sort..he means to instill his will on us and this country, and he cares not a damn who suffers and dies. We'd better yank this socialist/communist/marxist/muzze supporter sociopath off the throne in our White House..the sooner the better.
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posted on
05/22/2014 1:48:57 AM PDT
by
itssme
To: itssme
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posted on
05/22/2014 4:26:31 AM PDT
by
DaveA37
To: willywill
I believe that the Left’s ‘crying wolf’ at every move President Bush made is the reason behind their responses to the Real scandals of President Obama. They weren’t serious just hysterical when Bush was in office. Maybe they are in crisis fatigue.
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posted on
05/22/2014 5:56:47 AM PDT
by
griswold3
(I was born heI're in America. I will die here in a third world country. Obama succeeded.)
To: kcvl
The man occupying the oval office (I refuse to belittle the Office by calling him president) has in the last five years hosted more achievement award dinners for entertainment celebrities and honors events for pro athletes than attended cabinet meetings. Does anyone else see a developing pattern here................
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posted on
05/22/2014 6:32:06 AM PDT
by
varon
(Para bellum)
To: kcvl
I’m sure Pete Carroll was ecstatic. He’s been a Baraqqi partisan from the early days.
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posted on
05/22/2014 6:34:51 AM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Toxic Baraq Syndrome: hopefully infecting a Dem candidate near you)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
It’s bad when even CBS morning news yesterday pointed out that Obama was meeting with the Seattle Seahawks while really bad situations were erupting everywhere.
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posted on
05/22/2014 6:35:05 AM PDT
by
grania
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