[NormsRevenge]

compressed cow fart.. wowdy doody.. when yur out of ether..

[NormsRevenge]

GReen fuel, my butt.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

As we say in the South...”That’s as useful as fartin’ in a fruit jar.”

[Gay State Conservative]

Reminds me of a great (but tacky) “ad” run by the National Lampoon for the Terminal Flatulence Foundation.

[jazusamo]

Don’t know if there’s a message in this.

I had an uncle who always said a fartin’ man is a workin’ man, if true he was a hard workin’ man.

[Vigilanteman]

So what’s to stop a cow from doing what cows normally do? For example: mounting each other, rubbing up against trees, rolling on the ground, etc.?

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Alchemists used to have devices that they claimed could turn lead into gold too.

[Made In The USA]

Is Methane lighter than air? I’m envisioning cows floating around with their backpacks... Or better yet, one good rifle shot and the cow is instantly BBQ’d.

[SpaceBar]

Every liberal should be forced to wear one.

[circlecity]

Hey, if it works and can survive on its own in the market (ie. without govt. subsidies) then more power to them. I’ve got nothing againast innovation.

[Cboldt]

What's that ditty about flying cows? Flying Cow Sightings in History

[mikrofon]

Has the EPA conducted its usual extensive Environmental Impact Study RE the possibility and effects on the public of these “backpacks” igniting & exploding ??

[ryan71]

A tank of methane strapped to a cow’s back.

My first thought....beef jerky.

[Red Badger]

The advertising possibilities are endless....................

[blueunicorn6]

Another way to launder taxpayer money and give it to liberals.

[tumblindice]

Sven and Lena were hitting some balls out on the back forty, when Lena really slices one into a herd of Guernseys.
So Sven goes to investigate.

He finally lifts a cow’s tail and there’s the ball, firmly wedged in the cow’s butt-hole.

“Hey Lena!” he shouts. “Dis von looks like yours.”

He went to ICS, but survived.

[Trod Upon]

We should encourage sterilization and/or suicide as the ultimate expressions of environmentalist commitment. “You can’t really love the planet unless you’re willing to die for it.”

[Buckeye McFrog]

There was a publication called The Mother Earth News that published detailed plans for doing this back in the 70’s.

[WayneS]

I wonder if they have considered the risk that the animals will suffer infections as a result of this system that places a cannula tube into the digestion tract of cattle in order to directly collect any methane produced.

It's not like cattle live in a hospital environment.

Not that hospital environments are bacteria-free, but they are typically cleaner than a pasture full of mud and manure.

[Rebelbase]

I see a potential here for the development of self-barbecuing cows.

[Vince Ferrer]

Wheee!