[Pearls Before Swine]

Is this like “redeye” without the pot? Seems pretty silly.

[DManA]

A young guy at work had to see the doctor, blocked gland in his eye.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Some people would snort drain cleaner if you told them it would make them high.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckUIULPg9RY

[The KG9 Kid]

Sensationalist nonsense that there's a new threat to our nation's children because they're applying peppermint lip balm to their eyelids.

Sounds more like the old gag of applying shoe polish to the rim of a cardboard tube and handing it to someone telling them that if they look through it up at the sky they can see stars during the daytime just like being at the bottom of a deep well.

Please.

[Resolute Conservative]

I know every generation had their stupid moments, but these younger folks seemed to be pushing that envelope.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, ick.

[GeronL]

a lot of people are freaking stupid

[US Navy Vet]

And people wonder when I say I DESPISE MOST TEENAGERS and TWENTYSOMETHINGS!

[Little Ray]

Big deal. Evolution in action.

[Disambiguator]

For some reason I'm reminded of a South Park Episode.

[dainbramaged]

In ancient times a dissolved aspirin in a coke was supposed to get you drunk.

[SpaceBar]

We seem to have the market cornered on stupid and dangerous activities.

[TigersEye]

Anyone who has tried “beezin” and experiences pain or redness should seek medical psychiatric attention.

[Texan5]

There is a period of youth and stupidity that I’m always surprised most of us survive...

When I was in that foolish period, it was said that scraping a banana peel, drying the stringy stuff you’d scraped off, rolling it in a paper like a joint, then smoking it would get you high-I hate bananas, but knew some people who tried it-they said it just tasted like s***, but nothing else...

[discostu]

Of course we do all realize these stories are made up right? Well we should. The press will believe anything a kid tells them.

[radioactivereb]

Bob Costas?

[Southack]

You’ve been hoaxed.