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Police hunting 'mystery pooper' defecating on park slides
Ann Arbor News ^ | April 04, 2014 | Tom Perkins

Posted on 04/04/2014 7:27:32 PM PDT by Second Amendment First

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To: Second Amendment First

Probably a homosexual and therefore they’re just acting according to their nature.


41 posted on 04/04/2014 7:52:03 PM PDT by csvset
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To: Second Amendment First
Here are a couple of perps:


42 posted on 04/04/2014 7:52:12 PM PDT by Slyfox (When Jesus sees a momma holding her little baby, it reminds him of his own momma.)
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To: cripplecreek

Otherwise he might give someone the “redeye” if you know what I mean!


43 posted on 04/04/2014 7:52:21 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: LukeL

It was South Park where someone left a dukie in the urinal, MKay?


44 posted on 04/04/2014 7:52:42 PM PDT by Second Amendment First
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To: Second Amendment First
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45 posted on 04/04/2014 7:53:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Second Amendment First

Could be worse...

46 posted on 04/04/2014 7:53:09 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
Apparently this extremely misguided individual feels the need to defecate on the slide despite the cold weather.

Some guy just trying to do his doody.

47 posted on 04/04/2014 7:53:33 PM PDT by seowulf (Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum. Cogito.---Ambrose Bierce)
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To: Second Amendment First

if a bird was doing it, they’d give him a statue.


48 posted on 04/04/2014 7:53:48 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
"The dog did it!"

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"Yes, officer, I'm sure it was him. I never forget a face...or a butt.."

49 posted on 04/04/2014 7:53:49 PM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
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To: Rodamala

I thought they moved though.


50 posted on 04/04/2014 7:55:17 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
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To: Rodamala

*snicker*


51 posted on 04/04/2014 7:56:02 PM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
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To: Second Amendment First

Maybe it is an Occupy Wall Streeter!
52 posted on 04/04/2014 7:56:05 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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53 posted on 04/04/2014 7:56:11 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: ClearCase_guy

54 posted on 04/04/2014 7:58:22 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: LukeL
"That actually comes from an episode of Bob’s Burgers where someone is pooping in the school."

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For real?!

Is Bob's Burgers a serial TV show?

I'd like to get a job working for them!

55 posted on 04/04/2014 7:59:48 PM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
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To: Doomonyou

What a grate attachment for a slide.
Ahhhhh!


56 posted on 04/04/2014 8:05:41 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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Really? It took THIS long? You Freepers are losin' your touch!
57 posted on 04/04/2014 8:09:25 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Second Amendment First

Since there was no toilette paper left behind it’s obvious a muslim.


58 posted on 04/04/2014 8:14:57 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican
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To: Second Amendment First

If that miscreant sits on the frozen slide too long, the PD will get polaroids.


59 posted on 04/04/2014 8:21:31 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Second Amendment First
Are these slides by any chance located in "the woods"?


60 posted on 04/04/2014 8:49:16 PM PDT by Heart-Rest ("Our hearts are restless, Lord, until they rest in Thee." - St. Augustine)
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