Apocalypse Cow - Obama EPA To Regulate Bovine Emissions

Investor's Business Daily ^ | April 1, 2014 | Investor's Business Daily

[raptor22]

Regulation: The White House has released a Climate Action Plan that includes the targeting of methane emissions from cows and other barnyard animals that threaten the planet through belching and other, er, activities.

It's our lust for cheeseburgers that's dooming the planet through climate change, the Obama administration said in a Climate Action Plan released Friday that seeks to save us all from ruminant livestock.

Having already blamed the Industrial Revolution for what we used to call weather and temperatures that have flat-lined for 15 years, the White House is now targeting American agriculture abundance by slashing methane emissions from cows by 25% by 2020.

According to the Environmental Protection Agency, the "special digestive systems" of "ruminant livestock" such as cattle, sheep, buffalo, and goats produce methane, a more potent "greenhouse gas" than even the carbon dioxide we humans exhale or the exhaust from the SUVs we use to take the kids to soccer practice.

[Red Badger]

Here's lookin' at YOU, kid!.....................

[Elsie]

I do NOT taste lik chikin!

[Still Thinking]

Obama EPA To Regulate Bovine Emissions

When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Who better to regulate cow farts than the world leaders in the production of bull$hit?

[metmom]

Where’s the satire label?