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Viking Kitties Laid Off, to be Replaced with Fleet of Drones
4/1/2014
| Admin Moderator
Posted on 04/01/2014 10:16:31 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
The Free Republic moderator staff today announced a major shakeup in the staffing at FR - no longer will the Viking Kitties be called upon to finish off trolls.
"We decided that we should embrace 21st Century Technology instead of just getting all Medieval on trolls" Admin Moderator was quoted as saying. "Yeah, drones aren't cute and cuddly when not frying trolls, but you don't have to scoop the litterbox with drones."
"We did extensive field testing of Chaotic Moon drones on Sidebar Moderator. They worked swimmingly and put Sidebar on the deck every time, although he hasn't quite been his usual self since. With hindsight, maybe 20 80,000 volt tests were a few too many."
Admin Moderator expects the first live use of drones to happen within a few days.
TOPICS: Extended News; Free Republic; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; kittyping; sendinthedrones; uav; vikingkitties
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To: bigbob
"well...kitty-shaped drones might be awesome!"There is nothing new under the sun.
Here's drone kitties grandpa over Regensburg in '43...
To: Red Badger
Is there any Y chromosomes in that boy at all?
To: Admin Moderator
set your beeber to stune ....
Was justin really Hanna Montana?! Just sayin'
To: Delta Dawn
Obamacare hasn’t become self-aware yet...
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posted on
04/01/2014 11:00:53 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Admin Moderator
45
posted on
04/01/2014 11:03:50 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Admin Moderator
46
posted on
04/01/2014 11:04:26 AM PDT
by
doc1019
To: Admin Moderator
And I have a bridge I will sell you.
Today only.
47
posted on
04/01/2014 11:07:44 AM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
To: Admin Moderator
Can’t you have kitties operate the remote on the drones?
If not...oh well, never cared much for cats anyway.
With that settled...can we drone a cat? Just for practice mind you.
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posted on
04/01/2014 11:11:34 AM PDT
by
Beagle8U
(Unions are an Affirmative Action program for Slackers! .)
To: Admin Moderator
This means war of course .........
To: Admin Moderator
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posted on
04/01/2014 11:15:01 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(prop.a.gan.da - information of a biased or misleading nature)
To: Servant of the Cross
To: Nepeta
There’s something to be said for the humiliation of being zotted by a Viking Kitty. A drone is just so....Obamaesque.
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posted on
04/01/2014 11:24:06 AM PDT
by
Defiant
(Let the Tea Party win, and we will declare peace on the American people and go home.)
To: Dr. Thorne
Love it! Viking Kitties take on Drones in a test of Zotting Supremacy. Winner take all.
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posted on
04/01/2014 11:26:21 AM PDT
by
Defiant
(Let the Tea Party win, and we will declare peace on the American people and go home.)
To: Admin Moderator
NOOOOOOOOOoo!
54
posted on
04/01/2014 11:26:40 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
To: Admin Moderator
Right on! That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
:D
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posted on
04/01/2014 11:32:13 AM PDT
by
BuckeyeTexan
(There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
To: Admin Moderator
Well, since I was a certified drone operator (Army 35D/35E) with the UAV Commander’s course from Ft. Huachuca, put me on the capture/kill authority. Im certified on the Raven, Shadow, Hunter, Pioneer, Predator (MQ-1, MQ-1C (EMRP), and MQ-9. I’ll have to find some 33W/92Us and a 150U MOS to help me out though.
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posted on
04/01/2014 11:34:41 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!!)
To: murrie
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posted on
04/01/2014 11:36:25 AM PDT
by
Nifster
To: DCBryan1
I’ll have to find some 33W/92Us and a 150U MOS to help me out though.We're on a budget, you'll have to settle for Sidebar's old Playstation 2 console, assuming he'll still let us borrow it after we zapped him so many times (the boy sure does drop real good).
To: Admin Moderator
You can have my viking kitteh when you pry it from the steel cage in the kitchen.
To: Biggirl
How about a “drone” version of Viking Kitties, including the drones LOOKING like kitties. 
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posted on
04/01/2014 11:45:19 AM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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