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Viking Kitties Laid Off, to be Replaced with Fleet of Drones
4/1/2014 | Admin Moderator

Posted on 04/01/2014 10:16:31 AM PDT by Admin Moderator

The Free Republic moderator staff today announced a major shakeup in the staffing at FR - no longer will the Viking Kitties be called upon to finish off trolls.

"We decided that we should embrace 21st Century Technology instead of just getting all Medieval on trolls" Admin Moderator was quoted as saying. "Yeah, drones aren't cute and cuddly when not frying trolls, but you don't have to scoop the litterbox with drones."

"We did extensive field testing of Chaotic Moon drones on Sidebar Moderator. They worked swimmingly and put Sidebar on the deck every time, although he hasn't quite been his usual self since. With hindsight, maybe 20 80,000 volt tests were a few too many."

Admin Moderator expects the first live use of drones to happen within a few days.


TOPICS: Extended News; Free Republic; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; kittyping; sendinthedrones; uav; vikingkitties
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To: Admin Moderator

This starts April 1, of course...


21 posted on 04/01/2014 10:30:37 AM PDT by topher (Traditional values -- especially family values -- which have been proven over time.)
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To: Admin Moderator

I know where they can get health insurance!


22 posted on 04/01/2014 10:31:17 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: Admin Moderator

How about a “drone” version of Viking Kitties, including the drones LOOKING like kitties. :)=^..^=


23 posted on 04/01/2014 10:31:21 AM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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Molon Labe! :)


24 posted on 04/01/2014 10:32:56 AM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders)
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Oh Yeah? Well, TAKE THIS!

25 posted on 04/01/2014 10:33:38 AM PDT by Dr. Thorne ("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
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26 posted on 04/01/2014 10:33:53 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Admin Moderator


27 posted on 04/01/2014 10:34:18 AM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: Biggirl
Here ya go!


28 posted on 04/01/2014 10:34:38 AM PDT by null and void ( Everything evil in the world may not be Islamic but everything Islamic is evil.)
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To: Biggirl
Consider it done:


29 posted on 04/01/2014 10:36:16 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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And did you factor in the cost of the new graphics we’ll have to come up with?


30 posted on 04/01/2014 10:36:26 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Admin Moderator

CURSE YOU OBAMACARE!!!!

Thou Hast Termineted Thine Employment of Thy Nordic Feline Bretheren


31 posted on 04/01/2014 10:36:34 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Admin Moderator

32 posted on 04/01/2014 10:37:15 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Biggirl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HnwhGgsgXc


33 posted on 04/01/2014 10:37:27 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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well...kitty-shaped drones might be awesome!


34 posted on 04/01/2014 10:38:15 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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I am concerned about retribution from the Viking Kitties. Will they remain loyal? Will they want revenge?
Watch your backs!


35 posted on 04/01/2014 10:39:46 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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I knew it!The rumours are free.


36 posted on 04/01/2014 10:40:54 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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Remember what Ivan Vanko (Mickey Rourke) said in Iron Man 2: “Drone, better.” And for those that have seen the movie, that didn’t work out too well.


37 posted on 04/01/2014 10:42:24 AM PDT by cincinnati65
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Uhhh. True!

Damn spellchekker.


38 posted on 04/01/2014 10:42:54 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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I am raising a Spockian eyebrow due to the date of this annoucement.


39 posted on 04/01/2014 10:48:02 AM PDT by xp38
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To: NFHale
You're helping to usher in the Terminator

Huh, I thought Obamacare was already the law of the land...
40 posted on 04/01/2014 10:51:48 AM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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