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Viking Kitties Laid Off, to be Replaced with Fleet of Drones
4/1/2014
| Admin Moderator
Posted on 04/01/2014 10:16:31 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
The Free Republic moderator staff today announced a major shakeup in the staffing at FR - no longer will the Viking Kitties be called upon to finish off trolls.
"We decided that we should embrace 21st Century Technology instead of just getting all Medieval on trolls" Admin Moderator was quoted as saying. "Yeah, drones aren't cute and cuddly when not frying trolls, but you don't have to scoop the litterbox with drones."
"We did extensive field testing of Chaotic Moon drones on Sidebar Moderator. They worked swimmingly and put Sidebar on the deck every time, although he hasn't quite been his usual self since. With hindsight, maybe 20 80,000 volt tests were a few too many."
Admin Moderator expects the first live use of drones to happen within a few days.
TOPICS: Extended News; Free Republic; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; kittyping; sendinthedrones; uav; vikingkitties
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To: Admin Moderator
This starts April 1, of course...
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:30:37 AM PDT
by
topher
(Traditional values -- especially family values -- which have been proven over time.)
To: Admin Moderator
I know where they can get health insurance!
22
posted on
04/01/2014 10:31:17 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Admin Moderator
How about a “drone” version of Viking Kitties, including the drones LOOKING like kitties. :)=^..^=
23
posted on
04/01/2014 10:31:21 AM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: Admin Moderator
24
posted on
04/01/2014 10:32:56 AM PDT
by
GGpaX4DumpedTea
(I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders)
To: Admin Moderator
Oh Yeah? Well, TAKE THIS!
25
posted on
04/01/2014 10:33:38 AM PDT
by
Dr. Thorne
("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
To: Admin Moderator
26
posted on
04/01/2014 10:33:53 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Admin Moderator
27
posted on
04/01/2014 10:34:18 AM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: Biggirl
Here ya go!
28
posted on
04/01/2014 10:34:38 AM PDT
by
null and void
( Everything evil in the world may not be Islamic but everything Islamic is evil.)
To: Biggirl
Consider it done:
To: Admin Moderator
And did you factor in the cost of the new graphics we’ll have to come up with?
To: Admin Moderator
CURSE YOU OBAMACARE!!!!
Thou Hast Termineted Thine Employment of Thy Nordic Feline Bretheren
31
posted on
04/01/2014 10:36:34 AM PDT
by
GraceG
To: Admin Moderator
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:37:15 AM PDT
by
GraceG
To: Biggirl
To: Admin Moderator
well...kitty-shaped drones might be awesome!
34
posted on
04/01/2014 10:38:15 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: Admin Moderator
I am concerned about retribution from the Viking Kitties. Will they remain loyal? Will they want revenge?
Watch your backs!
To: Admin Moderator
I knew it!The rumours are free.
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:40:54 AM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
To: Admin Moderator
Remember what Ivan Vanko (Mickey Rourke) said in Iron Man 2: “Drone, better.” And for those that have seen the movie, that didn’t work out too well.
Uhhh. True!
Damn spellchekker.
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:42:54 AM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
To: Admin Moderator
I am raising a Spockian eyebrow due to the date of this annoucement.
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:48:02 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: NFHale
You're helping to usher in the Terminator
Huh, I thought Obamacare was already the law of the land...
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:51:48 AM PDT
by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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