"If you're afraid of butter, use cream".
Posted on 03/19/2014 1:59:07 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
RUSH: The White House pastry chef has been forced out. The White House pastry chef! This is an outrage. The White House pastry chef has resigned. He was forced out, and he's doing it because he needs to defend cream, butter, sugar, and eggs, because nobody else will.
He is gay...and Michelle Obama still told him: I don't care what you're good at. You're not gonna use butter in the White House, and you're not gonna use cream, and you're not gonna use sugar, and you're not gonna use eggs. So this guy had to come up with fruit puree as a sugar substitute in his baked goods, and he finally threw up his hands and said, "To heck with it. I'm outta here." They'll hire another chef that will do what Michelle wants.
...here's the conundrum. What is Michelle Obama going to do if a same-sex couple asked the White House to make him a wedding cake with sugar and eggs and cream? I mean, here you got a same-sex couple baking cakes, and Michelle Obama: Sorry, pal, you're not baking the cake 'cause I don't like what you put in it.
Compare that to what happened in Arizona, same-sex couple walks in, wants a wedding cake, the baker: I don't believe in the way you're living your life, I'm not gonna do it. And so the whole world comes down on the baker. But Michelle can just send a gay married baker packing. Uh, Michelle can just dispatch with a gay married pastry chef in the White House 'cause she doesn't like his ingredients.
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Yes, wookies are known to do that when they’re upset.
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Very nice.
LardAss's Food Dictates Force Homo White House Pastry Chef Out of a Job
Doubt she knows how to boil water yet she lectures this guy how to cook.
Ass as big as a double wide. She has no business talking about what other people eat.
Why else would she ban butter???
The Wookiee’d hate the biscuits I just baked! Crisco, sugar, salt, cream, egg and [real salted] butter for slathering on just outta the oven. Yum!
"If you're afraid of butter, use cream".
*****which is why she has such a large backside, etc.***** you flatter her, her backside is 2 axe handles wide...
In the spirit of St. Patty week:
There once was a pastry chef who got canned
After his savory, gay treats were banned
But, alas now the Wookie
Has lost her source of cookies
We know that back in the kitchen he’ll soon land
If Chewbacca made him git out...
They were already doing more than making googly eyes.
Ah, Julia Child. She showed us the joys of dishes prepared with plenty of butter, cream and other fats, not to mention cooking with wine, and it took her to an early grave at the age of 91.
Good sense and good food won.
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