Don't worry no one will be fired. Did she happen to fly out of EWR?
1 posted on
03/16/2014 2:00:18 PM PDT by
SMGFan
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To: SMGFan
2 posted on
03/16/2014 2:00:43 PM PDT by
SMGFan
(Sarah Michelle Gellar is now on twitter @RealSMG)
To: SMGFan
I thought knives were allowed again.
5 posted on
03/16/2014 2:03:16 PM PDT by
TomServo
To: SMGFan
Never heard of her before. Was she trying to get arrested?
6 posted on
03/16/2014 2:04:38 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: SMGFan
You guys cover me while I frisk her thoroughly for more weapons.
To: SMGFan
Victorinox Fireman. Best Swiss Army Knife EVAR.
8 posted on
03/16/2014 2:05:14 PM PDT by
prisoner6
(FREEDOM)
To: SMGFan
“Accident” and “sneak” cancel each other out.
12 posted on
03/16/2014 2:07:00 PM PDT by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: SMGFan
“Accidentally sneaks”? That seems like a contradiction.
To: SMGFan
Watched an old Johnny Carson interview of Truman Capote the other day on TCM. Capote's strong conclusion -- naming names -- was that intelligence is inversely correlated with acting ability. In his vast experience, the better the actor/actress, the dumber he/she was in real life.
Amanda Seyfried must be a very good actress.
17 posted on
03/16/2014 2:16:27 PM PDT by
AZLiberty
(No tag today.)
To: SMGFan
Please return all Swiss Army knives to the seat pocket in front of you.
18 posted on
03/16/2014 2:17:06 PM PDT by
MUDDOG
To: SMGFan
She was in “Mean Girls”. She played the dumb one. She looked pretty good to me but who knows?
21 posted on
03/16/2014 2:20:41 PM PDT by
yarddog
(Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
To: SMGFan
"...and then alerted the TSA about it."
Sounds like she was practically asking for a cavity search.
22 posted on
03/16/2014 2:23:15 PM PDT by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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The picture in the article is not very flattering to her: her legs are ugly. But about the knife: I understood that non-locking blades 3 inches and less are now legal. Is that not correct?
To: SMGFan
Who?
FTA: When the actress, 28, realized their mistake, she alerted them through Twitter.
Ohhhhhh Kay.
30 posted on
03/16/2014 2:33:50 PM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: SMGFan
Oh, nooooo!
She might have bottle-openered someone to death.
To: SMGFan
Don’t leave home without it.
33 posted on
03/16/2014 2:34:35 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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Sounds like she was out to get some publicity via the TSA and wasn’t caught. Go to Plan B.
35 posted on
03/16/2014 2:38:46 PM PDT by
Starstruck
(If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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I had a 30-30 round in my jacket I didn’t know I had and passed through Seattle TSA and Brisband Aus. TSA. When I got to my friends house and removed my jacket I said “Hey! Lookie here!” They freaked and we buried it deep in their backyard.
38 posted on
03/16/2014 2:55:48 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice.)
To: SMGFan
From the TSA
Prohibited Items Brochure:
The final decision rests with TSA on whether to allow any items through security checkpoints.
So who knows.
But iff you were a male TSA agent, would you be inclined to 'miss something' or perhaps 'allow' when distracted by THIS??? (not the frumpy pic at the link)
To: SMGFan
She’s the actress that wrote the “Dear John” to the guy that wore his rank upside down. She always cheats on her lover in every movie.
To: SMGFan
How does one accidentally sneak something on?
48 posted on
03/16/2014 3:46:03 PM PDT by
FrdmLvr
("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
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