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To: SMGFan

Oh, nooooo!

She might have bottle-openered someone to death.


31 posted on 03/16/2014 2:34:10 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Jack Hammer

“Oh, nooooo!

She might have bottle-openered someone to death.”
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For that she would have used the bottle opener “tool”—meaning the cork screw tool is still left to be deployed. I suspect that “Laz” will be volunteering to be screwed to death by this knife wielding actress now.


36 posted on 03/16/2014 2:48:48 PM PDT by House Atreides
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To: Jack Hammer

TSA took my friggin wine jack because it had a dull as hell foil cutter that vaguely looked like a knife. Dip wads have to hassle someone to make it look like they are doing something.


49 posted on 03/16/2014 4:03:51 PM PDT by enraged
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To: Jack Hammer

“She might have bottle-openered someone to death.”

OJ decapitated a couple of folks with a Swiss army knife


54 posted on 03/16/2014 4:32:25 PM PDT by Figment
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