British woman marries her dog, confesses: ‘I’m totally her b---h’

New York Daily News ^ | 3-11-14 | Joel Landau

[dynachrome]

A British woman says she has finally found the true meaning of marriage now that she has divorced her husband and married her dog.

Amanda Rodgers and her dog/wife Sheba appeared on British television's ITV's "This Morning" Tuesday to discuss why she decided to wed her pet in a ceremony attended by 200 people in Croatia last week, reports the Mirror.

"She was two weeks old and she was new to the world — but I fell in love with her," Rodgers, 47, told the show's hosts. "I knew that we were meant to be."

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[dynachrome]

This should be pulled before it is posted.

;)

[a fool in paradise]

Slobbery slope PING!

[Clintonfatigued]

The bitch jokes virtually write themselves here. In spite of the amusing aspects of it, it’s not a good sign of things to come over there. I can’t imagine it coming to the U.S., but who can say for sure?

Great Britain will have to change its name to Not So Great Britain.

[who knows what evil?]

Nah...let’s get a good look at how quickly the human race is cratering after we have turned our collective backs on Yehovah.

[who knows what evil?]

I can’t imagine it coming to the U.S., but who can say for sure?

I can.

[ZULU]

Coming soon to a Courtroom near you - right after they striaghten out those awful anti-polygamy laws. (Sarcasm)

[Clintonfatigued]

My mistake, the ceremony took place in Croatia. It reads like some kind of prank published by those trash newspapers sold at Safeway.

[dynachrome]

Her pic is at the site. The dog’s too. Since the dog is female, is the bride a lesbo?

[Da Coyote]

Perhaps the UK is so far gone that even the Muslims will be an improvement.

[crazycatlady]

Remember the German postal employee who married his cat a few years ago?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Pandora’s box has been opened again.

[NYer]

She's a bit late to the party. Back in 2005, Sharon Tendler, a Brit, married a dolphin, in Israel. Ahhh .. such a beautiful union! Six months later, her beloved "Cindy", died. This is all about sensationalism.

[Telepathic Intruder]

And same sex marriage advocates say it won’t lead to people marrying their pets. Who are they kidding? If you want to change the definition of marriage, you have no right to say that others can’t change it further.

[Uncle Miltie]

They’re gay?

[dynachrome]

Inter-species gayness. Is this problem?/s

[fieldmarshaldj]

You’d think a better spot for such a ceremony would be in Dalmatia. ;-)

[crazycatlady]

She looks like Fran Drescher, IMO. Not bad looking.

Oh the dog looks a bit like one of the bedbug sniffing canines our building employees.

[bigfootbob]

This is a yawner. We had a crazy marry a downton Seattle building a couple of years ago. Wonder how they are doing, they married and we don’t hear anything...

[Impy]

Inter-species marriage is one thing, but lesbian inter-species marriage? No! We must draw the line somewhere! (Note that the "ceremony" took place in Croatia and that not even Sweden would recognize this "marriage" at least not yet, give it a few years)

You can tell just by looking at this woman that's she bat**it insane. It's frightening that she has 200 friends that choose to enable her mental illness.

[moovova]

...uh...which one is the dog?