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Not enough Canadian content? Aren't they already showing plenty of beaver?

What the hell do they need close captions for if there isn't any real dialogue?

1 posted on 03/06/2014 6:57:25 AM PST by Loyalist
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Well porn just isn’t porn when the models are wearing parkas.


2 posted on 03/06/2014 6:59:16 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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Could find a way to use some maple syrup.


3 posted on 03/06/2014 6:59:23 AM PST by AU72
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All porn dialogue up there must be bilingual, or the French Canadians will riot.


4 posted on 03/06/2014 7:00:00 AM PST by Boogieman
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That’s hilarious! Porn restrictions based on “local content”, like cars.


5 posted on 03/06/2014 7:01:17 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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What’s this all aboot? Do it to me again,big boy...eh!


6 posted on 03/06/2014 7:01:47 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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Ping


7 posted on 03/06/2014 7:03:26 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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Maleflixxx were all failing to reach the required 35% threshold for Canadian content.

Now that's just gross.

8 posted on 03/06/2014 7:04:17 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Too bad they don't require sign language!


9 posted on 03/06/2014 7:04:39 AM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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...the gay-oriented Maleflixxx were all failing to reach the required 35% threshold for Canadian content.

I say pull the plug. That's what I say.

10 posted on 03/06/2014 7:04:59 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Debbie Does Saskatoon.

With a soundtrack provided by Rush, Three Dog Night and Anne Murray.


11 posted on 03/06/2014 7:05:05 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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“Yesyesdoitharderharder,eh!!!” Canadian content added.


12 posted on 03/06/2014 7:05:17 AM PST by faithhopecharity (")
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Instead of a pizza-delivery man, the guy will have poutine.


13 posted on 03/06/2014 7:05:26 AM PST by PGR88
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Soooooo...

[ ] A... there's a government porn inspector, whose job is to monitor the stuff every day, with a stop watch, and count the hours of 'native' and 'non-native' porn, or

[ ] B... Somebody complained to the government: "Hey - this stuff isn't Canadian enough, eh?"

Which one do you think ?

15 posted on 03/06/2014 7:07:05 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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Maybe they aren’t swigging Molson or saying “eh, hoser” enough between ‘takes’.


17 posted on 03/06/2014 7:07:25 AM PST by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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Stereotypical lines form Canadian porn:

Oh back bacon me! A

knit my cap! A

slap shot your puck into my net! A

Single payer all over me! A


18 posted on 03/06/2014 7:07:56 AM PST by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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"Oohkay, then. Now you two hosers kiss!"


19 posted on 03/06/2014 7:08:14 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (WoT News: Rantburg.com)
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Cut! I want to see more of that puck!
21 posted on 03/06/2014 7:08:45 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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Beaver are almost extinct these days.


23 posted on 03/06/2014 7:09:41 AM PST by canuck_conservative
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Send them Octomom and Farrah Abraham and make them Canadian citizens. That’ll do it.


25 posted on 03/06/2014 7:11:10 AM PST by Buckeye Battle Cry (Audentis Fortuna Iuvat)
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Not enough flannel and Poutine.


26 posted on 03/06/2014 7:11:57 AM PST by Kozak ("It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal" Henry Kissinger)
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