Pravda: Viktor Yanukovych dies from heart attack, unconfirmed reports say

Pravda.Ru ^ | 04/03/2014 | Pravda.Ru

[thesearethetimes...]

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Ousted Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych has died tonight, Ukrainian media report citing Facebook oppositionist Mikhail Lebed.

According to him, he received the information about the death of the ousted Ukrainian leader from a friend of his, who works at the heart center in the city of Rostov, Russia.

"Yanykovych was brought there at around 11 PM on March 3 after suffering a heart attack, and an hour later he died," Lebed said.

[mosaicwolf]

At least the Russians make something like this believable. Not like the Vince Foster suicide.

[Toucan Dance]

My dad used to say, when somebody asked him about what someone else died of, “Why, his heart stopped beating.”

This is always true when people die, although usually the death certificate contains more detail.

What my dad died of? Really want to know?

His heart stopped beating.

[KC_Lion]

More convenience than a 24 hour Walgreens.

12 gauge buckshot and the heart muscle tend not to get along.

[katana]

Kalashnicough

There ought to be some sort of prize for that one.

[thesearethetimes...]

Interesting times we are living in, ain’t they?

[Army Air Corps]

Heart attack cause by acute lead poisoning.

[Cyman]

Pulitzer!

[maggief]

The rumor has been floating for two days.

[Graewoulf]

Obama said “There will be costs.”
Buddy Vlad knew what to do.
Now Victor’s 80 Billions
Can be used to pay off
Putin’s Olympics.

[Revolting cat!]

"We Fosterize!"

[Sacajaweau]

I’d bet the kitchen sink that the memo was put out by the opposition. Arouses that warm revolution feeling.

[LowTaxesEqualsProsperity]

Agree

[Jewbacca]

“Breitbarted?”

The KGB were certainly good at it, and could do it.

And a dead guy can’t do stupid things to embarrass Putin.

But, as noted, having a heart attack under the stress involved in being taken out in a coup, is really plausible, so it’s not like it’s unbelievable, either way.

Calls for a painstaking autopsy.

[SevenofNine]

I don’t think is 24 hour walgreens in Russia or Ukraine Sorry wrong country LOL!

[piroque]

Was Hillary in the vicinity?

First thought that crossed my mind.

[Covenantor]

And just yesterday....

[Batman11]

“I thought it was just a bad cold?
Kalashnicough”

That’s Post of the Day material right there!!

[G Larry]

Yes, Heart Attacked by a 9mm at 985 fps.

[txhurl]

LOL

[thesearethetimes...]

Is that an uh-oh like Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day?

“Oops? Don’t say oops!”