Skip to comments.Egypt's Military Has Cured AIDS? Army announces 100% cure for AIDS and hepatitis C.
Posted on 02/27/2014 12:38:00 PM PST by Nachum
Egypt's military has come out with a shocking "medical breakthrough." On Sunday, the army announced its new "Complete Cure Device," which it says can treat cancer and hepatitis C every time, and which doctors call a "scientific scandal."
Maj. Gen. Ibrahim Abdel-Atti, head of the Cancer Treatment and Screening center, praised the new device, bragging "I defeated AIDS with the grace of my god at the rate of 100%. And I defeated hepatitis C."
According to Abdel-Atti's research team's claims, the device draws blood, "breaks down" the disease, and returns the now cancer-free blood back to the patient, reports CNN.
"I will take the AIDS from the patient and I will nourish the patient on the AIDS treatment. I will give it to him like a skewer of Kofta to nourish him," Abdel-Atti said, making the unlikely reference to a local dish featuring ground meat.
The "wonder cure" is supposed to be available to the public in June, conveniently after mid-April when army chief Abdel Fattah al-Sisi is expected to run for and easily win the presidential election. Sisi attended the Sunday unveiling of the device, which has been approved by Egypt's Ministry of Health.
Despite the army's glowing confidence in its miraculous invention, Essam Heggy, the scientific adviser to Egypt's President, was less than enthusiastic on Tuesday.
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The Egyptian cure?
I don’t know about curable, but preventable, yes.
The Muslims have had this for some time. Is this something new?
Hey now. This might work. Yessir.
Draw every ounce of AIDS tainted blood outta the patient. Nuke the shizit out of the blood and re-install.
No more AIDS. 100 percent cured.
The recovery rate rate of the procedure, however....
Just boil the patient in 212 degree water for 60 minutes and it’s all gone.
You beat me to it - I was thinking it was the 9 cent (that is, the 9 mm) cure, formerly used in China to solve the opium addiction problem.
AK47 to the noggin will cure it. . . .
They don’t have AIDS because they’re straight..
How can you argue with that?
And then this:
A one time they said carrots would cure AIDS because of the high vitamin A content. Problem was they kept shoving......
Ne zot, that's a joke.
That is just wrong. Ugh.
I believe that the Egyptians were the first to make a condom out of lamb intestines.
And the Europeans were the first to remove the intestine from the lamb before using it.
That’s just baaaaaaaa...d
What is the interpretation of what’s going on in these? Is this shaving?
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