Climate Change Will Cause Rape and Murder and Assault and Robbery and Larceny and Make People...

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[Sub-Driver]

February 27, 2014 10:04 AM Climate Change Will Cause Rape and Murder and Assault and Robbery and Larceny and Make People Steal Your Car By Charles C. W. Cooke

This, from Mother Jones, is what people who are losing the argument look like:

Study: Global Warming Will Cause 180,000 More Rapes by 2099

Global warming isn’t just going to melt the Arctic and flood our cities—it’s also going to make Americans more likely to kill each other.

That’s the conclusion of a controversial new study that uses historic crime and temperature data to show that hotter weather leads to more murders, more rapes, more robberies, more assaults, and more property crimes.

“Looking at the past, we see a strong relationship between temperature and crime,” says study author Matthew Ranson, an economist with policy consulting firm Abt Associates. “We think that is likely to continue in the future.”

Just how much more crime can we expect? Using the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s warming projections, Ranson calculated that from 2010 to 2099, climate change will “cause” an additional “22,000 murders, 180,000 cases of rape, 1.2 million aggravated assaults, 2.3 million simple assaults, 260,000 robberies, 1.3 million burglaries, 2.2 million cases of larceny, and 580,000 cases of vehicle theft” in the US.

Americans, who are apparently tired of everything being blamed on climate change, are beginning to tune out. A quick look at Gallup and you’ll see that the environment doesn’t register as an issue that voters especially care about, and, too, that the number of people who say they are convinced by the endless claims of Science! has diminished dramatically in the last few years. And so, instead of toning down the eschatological predictions, we’re starting to see even more ridiculousness. Have we really reached, ”Hey, pay us some attention or your car will be stolen!”?

This is somewhat reminiscent of last year’s gun control debate, during which the advocates of stricter regulations became increasingly manic as they lost the public’s interest and trust. It’s classic and predictable stuff: When your campaign is based upon scaring people into acquiescence, the temptation when losing is always to throw out more monsters and more special effects. Or, as the NOAA’s Martin Hoerling put it, to recruit to the cause “some spell conjured upon us by great external forces,” like “the monster flicks of Universal Studios fame!”

As I wrote earlier in the year, if the Left really wants to regain some ground on this topic, it’ll try some humility.

[Red Badger]

Climate Change Will Cause Rape and Murder and Assault and Robbery and Larceny and Make People...vote Democrat!...................

[Common Sense 101]

Behold... an example the libtard “logic”:

People buy more ice cream when the weather is hot. Criminals commit more crimes when it is hot. Therefore, ice cream is the cause of crimes committed during the spring and summer.

[libstripper]

It also causes hemorrhoids. People in hot climates eat hot foods, causing firey farts and hemorrhoids.

[Signalman]

I couldn’t balance my checkbook yesterday. Darn global warming.

[almcbean]

I thought it was Twinkies that caused all this mayhem.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Globull warming causes impotence and incontinence AND baldness.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

"Will Cause Rape and Murder and Assault and Robbery and Larceny and Make People Steal Your Car "

Wrong, Charles C.W.Cooke. Liberalism causes those things.

[laotzu]

Great list. Bookmarked.

[IMR 4350]

Global warming turned me into a Viking!

[TurboZamboni]

ALgore can use it next time he’s releasing his 2nd Chakra.

[catman67]

Climate change will also cause your teeth to yellow and increase baldness; especially among women!

[RossA]

They left out the dandruff and lice infections. More reserch needed!

[dainbramaged]

Mother Jones is a comic book.

[Vaduz]

So climate change makes one a congressman or senator?.

[Flick Lives]

climate change is the reason my sheets are not as white.

I blame Climate Change for shrinkage.

[Billthedrill]

"Cat had kittens."

"Global warming."

[pas]

You mean more crime happens when people are out and about than when they are cooped up in the winter. Who would have saw that.

[neverdem]

BTTT!

[Kenny Bunk]

Thank God someone has informed the world of this scientific phenomenon.

My children are complaining more about my various behaviors lately, and now finally I have a valid explanation.

Kids, it's the Global Warming.

[Elsie]

Sorry, couldn’t resist the parody tied in with the Direct TV commercials.

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