Jesse Ventura Says He's Hiding From U.S. Drones In Mexico. Well, He Needs To Try Harder.

The Smoking Gun ^ | February 7, 2014

[EveningStar]

Confidential to U.S. drone operators:

If you’re looking for Jesse Ventura’s remote Mexican hideaway, it can be found at 23° 30' 57.08" N 109° 28' 41.17" W.

During an appearance Tuesday on CNBC, the former Minnesota governor claimed that he was living “off the grid” in Mexico “so that the drones can’t find me.”

[FAA]

“This guy is bat sh*t crazy...”

Uh-huh. Off the grid AND off the reservation.

[mountainlion]

I am hiding in Mexico also.

Jessy was trained for underwater and not air and land. He is out of his element. He should have said he had a nice apartment in Atlantis.

[McGruff]

I’m chuckling in my cubicle.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Jesse Ventura doesn’t realize that the government implanted a mind reading device in him with his last colonoscopy.

[onedoug]

Maybe he hopes he can confuse them by becoming Father Corapi.

[M Kehoe]

Methinks Jesse is hiding from the SEALs. He apparently pissed them off.

Just a swag.

5.56mm

[Cyber Liberty]

So, he really does come equipped with the brains of the guy he played in Predator. He needs him some "Painless."

[TaMoDee]

Nice airstrip to go with that nice house. Drug cartel location?

[McGruff]

He always was such a private person

[MrEdd]

That’s because as bat shit crazy as he is, he is still orders of magnitude ahead of what passes for Democrat and Repulican candidates.

Jessie Ventura, Mitt Romney, Barack Obama. The least awful of those is easy to pick out and he is chilling out south of the border.

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If you’re looking for Jesse Ventura’s remote Mexican hideaway, it can be found at 23° 30' 57.08" N 109° 28' 41.17" W.

That's a great opener for an article!

[dead]

The joke isn't that he's showing concern about our government's growing drone air force.

The joke is that he imagines himself as some top notch conspiracy fighter hiding from a government determined to take him out and he's hiding at 23° 30' 57.08" N 109° 28' 41.17" W.

[goodwithagun]

Is he still suing Chris Kyle’s widow?

[ThomasMore]

Minnesota....What else needs to be said?!

[blueunicorn6]

Jesse! Here’s a secret message from the CIA......

“Peekaboo! We see you!”

[M Kehoe]

First thing Jesse should do is apply a little camo paint to his noggin...

That's a good idea, then I could see the expression on his face.

5.56mm

[xone]

terminated by a multi-million dollar missile

An ICBM? A Tomahawk XR? Hellfire about 70k, Maverick up to 110k but if they KNOW where he is they can use a cheaper version. I doubt the Body is an HVT in anyone book except the SEALs who don't like him on account of suing Kyle's wife. If it happened, it would only be a couple 5.56. I'd give them the ammo.

[TangoLimaSierra]