[illiac]

Probably bombarded by ketchup packets....

[Adder]

AND, he’s been to Viet Nam.

Maybe they didn’t know...or somthin...

Show ‘em your purple hearts, J Effin K

[alstewartfan]

Don’t you mean rice pellets, Lurch?

[DeaconRed]

Yea, scary you were attacked by a piece of paper too don't forget.
You got a PH for a paper cut and that got you out of Nam.

[dead]

His drunk on raisins wife, probably.

[pogo101]

So have most Israelis, Mr. Kerry, at one time or another. (And they didn’t self-inflict any wounds!)

[Vaquero]

Rice grains in his ass. Got a Purple Heart similar to Major Burns (egg) Shell Fragments.

[tanknetter]

Someone needs to explain to Kerry that fragging attempts by his own troops don’t count ...

[KarlInOhio]

Is this his third State Department injury so he can skedaddle home? Please?

[Beagle8U]

And a couple grains of rice.

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[skinkinthegrass]

more like (3) rice grains, in his @$..backside.
d@mn coward

[Lake Living]

Some how I missed it. I didn’t know the Tea Party had fired on Kerry. We have to work on our aim ;- )

[LaybackLenny]

[Mashood]

“Kerry to Israeli critics: I’ve been ‘attacked before by people using real bullets’”

Sounds like a challenge to me.

[G Larry]

And all 3 of his “Purple Heart” “wounds”, can be covered by a single small band-aid.....

[detective]

“I’ve been ‘attacked before by people using real bullets’”

Not according to the people who served with him in Viet Nam. President Nixon supposedly personally ordered him to go on his special Christmas mission to Cambodia before Nixon was president.

Kerry's swift boat battles where he was supposedly fired on by hundreds of Viet Cong at close range miraculously left no bullet holes in his boat. His fellow officers all said Kerry lied repeatedly about his combat experience in Viet Nam.

The medals that Kerry supposedly threw over the White House fence in protest were the same ones Kerry displayed in his office years later.

[x1stcav]

Uh, Lurch, lots of us who don’t agree with you have been shot at by people using real bullets. Does that mean we can’t disagree with you, you doosh?

[Tennessee Nana]

Jon Carry that was rice not bullets...

it just felt like bullets to your soft liberal butt...

[dennisw]

He got some rice grains shot into his butt as shrapnel???? and demanded and got a purple heart for this. He did his utmost to get out of the combat zone as fast as possible. He spent 3 months in Vietnam and 9 months on a ship offshore (to my memory)

https://www.google.com/search?q=rice+grains+shot+into+his+butt+as+shrapnel%3F&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs

[SkyDancer]

He can only claim that if he was hit.