NO BALLS: Gunman Shoved Gun in Waistband, Shot Himself in Testicles

Clash Daily ^ | 2/3/14

[Impala64ssa]

A man police said is responsible for a shooting in a downtown parking lot ran from the scene, but shot himself in the testicles as he shoved the gun into his waistband Tuesday night.

Joseph Johnson, 40, has been released from the hospital and booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of first-degree robbery, second-degree assault and felon in possession of a firearm.

Robbery detectives said Johnson and the victim, 32-year-old Jordan Merrell, knew each other well and lived in the same apartment building near Southwest 10th Avenue and Columbia Street.

Johnson apparently confronted Merrell in the parking lot behind the building, demanded he hand over his property and then shot Merrell in the leg, police said.

[Impala64ssa]

If only Stanley Ann Dunham's baby daddy shot himself in his package about 52 years ago...

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Was he using military BALL ammo?

[Zuben Elgenubi]

"That'll wake you up in the morning, boy"

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

He’ll be singing a different tune ala Soprano’s.

[Jack of all Trades]

I guess yah doesn’t have to call him Johnson anymore.

[basil]

Do we know who he was?

[Road Warrior ‘04]

Another Amish yute?

[HereInTheHeartland]

I thought it was bad when my phone pocket dialed someone.

[SampleMan]

First rule of thug gun carry - don’t use a holster.

Did Obamacare pay for this birth control? If not, why not?

[Gay State Conservative]

It's like shooting off your....wait a minute,no it isn't.

[Blue Collar Christian]

Now that’s funny. But so wrong...

[circlecity]

I guess the de-cocking lever also describes what will happen if you DON’T use it.

[moovova]

"Joseph Josephine Johnson, 40, has been released from the hospital and booked into the Multnomah County Jail..."

[Exeter]

Just Nature’s way of stopping the wrong people from procreating, the gene pool has enough dead leaves floating in it already, don’t need to add more...

[Buckeye McFrog]

Quick, someone check Lexis-Nexis and find out when exactly John Boehner did this...

[Autonomous User]

Good stuff! as Johnny Carson used to say!

[AlexW]

“It’s like shooting off your....wait a minute,no it isn’t.”
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He forgot that a push in the bush is worth more then two in the hand....or two blown off.

[Starstruck]

Joseph Johnson, 40, has been released from the hospital and booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of first-degree robbery, second-degree assault and felon in possession of a firearm.

He shot the other guy while robbing him. What do you have to do to get first-degree assault?

[Above My Pay Grade]

“Joseph Josephine Johnson, 40, has been released from the hospital and booked into the Multnomah County Jail...”

On the bright side, serving time at the Women’s Detention Center is piece of cake compared to the Men’s.

BTW, I think “Josephine” will have to change her last name as well. Josephine Johnsonless?

[showme_the_Glory]

Not fun going off half cocked