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Toilet Paper Defeats Venezuelan Socialism
frontpagemag.com ^ | February 2, 2014 | daniel greenfield

Posted on 02/02/2014 12:57:53 PM PST by lowbridge

This is what turning a working country into a Socialist country leads to.

After his annual address to parliament last month, Maduro declared 2014 “the year of the ultimate triumph in the economic war,” announced a new team of economic managers and decreed a law capping business profits at 30 percent.

“You can be sure we will be inspecting everyone, sooner or later,” Maduro warned, part of the “New Economic Order” he vows to create.

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Soon word spread that the long-awaited rolls had arrived, and despite a government-imposed limit of one package per person, the checkout lines stretched all the way to the decimated dairy case in the back of the store.

“This is so depressing,” said Maria Plaza, 30, a lawyer, an hour and a half into her wait. “Pathetic.”

Pathetic, in a country with the world’s largest petroleum reserves and oil prices at nearly $95 a barrel, yet unable to supply basic goods because of its crumbling local currency and a shortage of U.S. dollars.

“Soon we’ll be using newspaper, just like they do in Cuba!” said an elderly man nearby, inching forward in line. “Yeah! Like Cuba!” others shouted.

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KEYWORDS: socialism; venezuela
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1 posted on 02/02/2014 12:57:53 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

Toilet paper ... those evil capitalist Koch Brothers make it by the boat load.


2 posted on 02/02/2014 1:00:51 PM PST by Repeal The 17th (We have met the enemy and he is us.)
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To: lowbridge
To paraphrase Billy Wilder:

Venezuela is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

3 posted on 02/02/2014 1:04:22 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: Repeal The 17th

Back in 1980 I was flying a helicopter in support of a UN bird control operation in Tanzania. Before I departed Nairobi to fly the helo to Tanzania I was asked by the two British ornithologists to please bring light bulbs and toilet paper.

At that time, Tanzania was experiencing the heights of Julius Nyerere’s vision of “African Socialism”.


4 posted on 02/02/2014 1:06:04 PM PST by BwanaNdege
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To: lowbridge

The people were rubbed the wrong way..


5 posted on 02/02/2014 1:07:47 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: NormsRevenge

Don’t squeeze the charmin.


6 posted on 02/02/2014 1:11:13 PM PST by bicyclerepair (TERM LIMITS TERM LIMITS TERM LIMITS)
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To: lowbridge; nickcarraway

Toilet humor seems to be a mod target today.... upsetting.


7 posted on 02/02/2014 1:11:49 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: GeronL

Ping.


8 posted on 02/02/2014 1:12:27 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: nickcarraway
P.s. since i wasn't allowed to post this in your Sochi No Fishing in Toilets thread when I went to post thread was pulled)... here:

PLEASE ЯEFЯAIN FЯOM UPPEЯDECKING.


9 posted on 02/02/2014 1:14:51 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: bicyclerepair

“Don’t squeeze the charm in.”

Don’t charm the Squeezin!


10 posted on 02/02/2014 1:17:20 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: lowbridge

They have shortages of EVERYTHING in Venezuela. It is endemic.

I read some blogs from down there.

It ain’t just toilet paper.


11 posted on 02/02/2014 1:18:22 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Army Air Corps

thanks

They have regular shortages of just about everything. Even basics and staples. There were even blogposts about shortages of, er, feminine hygiene products....


12 posted on 02/02/2014 1:20:07 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: lowbridge

Stalin and Mao solved the shortages by dramatically reducing the number of people. If they could, Nancy and Barry would do the same.


13 posted on 02/02/2014 1:25:49 PM PST by lurk
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To: lowbridge

And Chavez and his successor Maduro remain heros of the left in the blogosphere. Seriously. Put your hip waders on and check out DUmmies and KOStupids if anyone doubts me. /leftism is a mental illness


14 posted on 02/02/2014 1:26:25 PM PST by piytar (The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
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To: GeronL

yes GeronL,
But it is a mighty important product ya just don’t care to do without.


15 posted on 02/02/2014 1:34:11 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) obammy lied and lied and lied)
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To: lowbridge

History repeats itself. When Nicaragua ran out of toilet paper, that was when the little people finally turned against the Sandinista communists.

People who advocate and support Socialism refuse to understand how it can never be “sustainable”, and they cling to every hope until it utterly fails. That is what happened in Soviet Union (the Worker’s Paradise), that happened in Cambodia, even China under Mao, and now it is happening once again.

Look at what this evil ideology costs in terms of blood, treasure and wasted futures. Every time. FAIL. Utter FAIL.


16 posted on 02/02/2014 1:45:01 PM PST by theBuckwheat
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To: lowbridge

“This is so depressing,” said Maria Plaza, 30, a lawyer, an hour and a half into her wait. “Pathetic.”

A lawyer waiting in line for an hour and a half to buy TP does kinda make you smile though.


17 posted on 02/02/2014 1:52:12 PM PST by Beagle8U (Unions are Affirmative Action for Slackers! .)
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To: lowbridge
“Soon we’ll be using newspaper"

That, and lining bird cages, is all most newpapers are worth anyway.

18 posted on 02/02/2014 1:57:29 PM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Rodamala

The poor puppy—he’s just trying to get a better view of his master.


19 posted on 02/02/2014 1:59:34 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: lowbridge
I sure remember the toilet paper from when I visited my grandparents in Czechoslovakia during those socialist years. My family always seemed to have enough of it, but the quality was ghastly. It was grey and harsh, and looked like it had been recycled from heaven only knows what.

I also recall how when my brother and his wife traveled back and forth toward the end of the regime, she would always carry extra feminine hygiene products to leave with her women friends.

Ah socialism . . .

20 posted on 02/02/2014 2:06:36 PM PST by Think free or die
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