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Connecticut burglar steals one banana after driving into Citgo station
nydailynews.com ^ | january 12, 2014 | doyle murphy

Posted on 01/12/2014 6:14:41 PM PST by lowbridge

Connecticut cops are looking for a brazen banana burglar.

The fruit thief used his station wagon to ram through the locked glass doors of a Citgo gas station in Newington, stole a single banana off the shelf and stood casually eating it inside the store before he drove away, police said.

“The male was not wearing a mask and made no attempt to conceal his identity,” police said in a statement.

(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Connecticut
KEYWORDS: banana; connectitcut
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To: lowbridge

He should have just went to Wal-Mart a few miles away. Newington is a nice town. Unfortunatly, Obama and Holder’s people are moving in.


41 posted on 01/12/2014 9:19:50 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (2014theyearofdeadRINOs)
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To: GeronL

You are an ***hole .


42 posted on 01/12/2014 10:16:02 PM PST by sushiman
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To: GeronL

I refer to this :

” Taking out Tokyo and then calmly eating a banana might work though. lol “


43 posted on 01/12/2014 10:18:16 PM PST by sushiman
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To: sushiman

lol.

Heroic effort of squashing the kiddie porn industry with size 17,000 Nike shoes.


44 posted on 01/12/2014 10:39:20 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: lowbridge

I hope that was the tastiest banana in the world, which will remain a fond memory no matter how long he is incarcerated.


45 posted on 01/13/2014 1:54:06 AM PST by OldNewYork
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To: lowbridge

I think he is advertising to the cops that he would might 3 hots and a cot for 20-30 years.


46 posted on 01/13/2014 8:02:41 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend

correction -

I think he is advertising to the cops that he would might LIKE 3 hots and a cot for 20-30 years.


47 posted on 01/13/2014 8:26:12 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Daylight come and me wanna go home....


48 posted on 01/13/2014 5:33:44 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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