Posted on 01/12/2014 6:14:41 PM PST by lowbridge
Connecticut cops are looking for a brazen banana burglar.
The fruit thief used his station wagon to ram through the locked glass doors of a Citgo gas station in Newington, stole a single banana off the shelf and stood casually eating it inside the store before he drove away, police said.
“The male was not wearing a mask and made no attempt to conceal his identity,” police said in a statement.
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He should have just went to Wal-Mart a few miles away. Newington is a nice town. Unfortunatly, Obama and Holder’s people are moving in.
You are an ***hole .
I refer to this :
” Taking out Tokyo and then calmly eating a banana might work though. lol “
lol.
Heroic effort of squashing the kiddie porn industry with size 17,000 Nike shoes.
I hope that was the tastiest banana in the world, which will remain a fond memory no matter how long he is incarcerated.
I think he is advertising to the cops that he would might 3 hots and a cot for 20-30 years.
correction -
I think he is advertising to the cops that he would might LIKE 3 hots and a cot for 20-30 years.
Daylight come and me wanna go home....
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