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1 posted on 01/09/2014 9:01:16 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

I can’t count the number of times I’ve wanted to do this.


2 posted on 01/09/2014 9:03:28 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks ("Say Not the Struggle Naught Availeth.")
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To: ConservativeStatement
Punching and kicking?

Couldn't she get close enough to pull hair and bite, only kidding, of course!

I'm assuming the attacker is Amish or has she taken part in the "knock out games?"

3 posted on 01/09/2014 9:04:28 AM PST by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Sure, that will get you to your destination much much faster..... (*eye roll*)


4 posted on 01/09/2014 9:05:07 AM PST by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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                           gibsmedat !

6 posted on 01/09/2014 9:06:20 AM PST by tomkat (you'll know when it's time)
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13 posted on 01/09/2014 9:16:38 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: ConservativeStatement

People just need to read the fine print at the bottom of their ticket.

“We can do whatever we want, whenever we want to whoever we want. Neener Neener.”

I was on a flight once to Dallas that had real weather problems. We were late arriving at Dallas and many people missed their connecting flights and there were no more flights to their destination that day. People went crazy. I’ve seen less screaming at riots. The airline put people up overnight and fed them. I was the last person in line at the ticket counter. The couple in front of me used every swear word I know at the ticket agent and threatened him. The ticket agent said to them, “Here’s your voucher to the Motel 6. There is a McDonalds nearby and here is a voucher for that.”
They left screaming and crying. The ticket agent sighed and looked at me and said, “Next.”
I smiled at him and told him that I understood that he didn’t control the weather and anything he could give me was fine. He stared at me. Then, he said, “Here is a voucher for The Hilton Hotel. They have a great restaurant and here is a voucher for a meal there.”
I had a great steak and a great nights rest. People appreciate a little kindness after a lot of abuse.


15 posted on 01/09/2014 9:20:22 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ConservativeStatement

The problem is that her mama never stopped her from doing that.


18 posted on 01/09/2014 9:23:44 AM PST by mikey_hates_everything
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To: ConservativeStatement

I’m SHOCKED, shocked I say!


20 posted on 01/09/2014 9:27:35 AM PST by 12th_Monkey (In an alternate universe Obama still dips ice cream)
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To: ConservativeStatement
someone in need of a very public caning for her crime


28 posted on 01/09/2014 9:52:17 AM PST by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Remember,you can’t keep her after Skool!


29 posted on 01/09/2014 10:29:45 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: ConservativeStatement

She looks sad.


30 posted on 01/09/2014 10:43:39 AM PST by FourtySeven (47)
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To: ConservativeStatement
"Yo, b---h, whuffo' yo' dissin' me? I bees entita'd..."
32 posted on 01/09/2014 2:12:58 PM PST by TXnMA ("Allah": Satan's current alias... "Barack": Allah's current ally...)
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