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A Tea Party Forum Called Me Limp-Wristed For Not Liking Sarah Palin's Book (That'd be us)
The Portland Mercury ^ | December 18, 2013 | Alex Falcone

Posted on 12/18/2013 2:10:22 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

Yesterday I posted this hilarious review of Sarah Palin's new book about the war on Christmas Good Tidings and Great Joy. The post was picked up by a Tea Party forum "Free Republic" and they were not happy. Apparently I'm "stupid, ignorant, dishonest and basically evil" and also have "the hair of a kewpie doll."

For 70+ comments, they proved they were smarter, more honest, more Godly, and possessing of better hair by calling me gay in as many ways as they could think of. "Fudgepacker" was fun because it reminded me of second grade, "pointy headed fag in need of dental work" has a nice ring to it, plus my two favorites "bitchy eunuch" and "limp-wristed sodomite" which are awesome because they're not even gay slurs from the last hundred years. They had to do some archaeology to find those well reasoned arguments.

They found some old head shots from my website and took issue with my teeth, my hair, the wrinkliness of my "fake work shirt" (?), and my similarity to Dilbert, which I honestly don't see.

Even more terrifying than homophobia from the 1200s and their wishing I was hotter are the signatures some of the commenters have. On the place where some people would write "PHD Candidate" or a quote from Ghandi, they have some of the most upsetting non-sequiturs I've ever seen. Matt1234 signs his comment with "Hitler blamed the Jews. Obama blames the Tea Party" a sentence that raises all kinds of questions about his understanding of the holocaust. Even worse, ConradofMontferrat signed his comment "According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it." I... there's... nope. Never mind. I have no words.

They're not all bad. When they discovered I was on Portlandia, they had a cute discussion of the show and the merits of the brunch sketch versus stuff that happened in season 3. There was also some back-and-forth about my use of periods inside quotation marks. It isn't helpful since they're speaking dogmatically about an issue for style guides, but it was kinda fun to see them going after grammar mistakes with the same enthusiasm they attacked gays and Muslims. At least they're well rounded.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections; US: Oregon
KEYWORDS: dramaqueen; freepers; freerepublic; gay; geypoofterwhiner; internet; oregon; palin; pantiesinawad; portlandia; sarahpalin; teaparty
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To: WilliamofCarmichael

The woman is a true believer in CHRIST. She walks in the path that HE laid before her. She is one of GOD’s people and demons attack her and hate her... just as satan compels them to do. When you see someone with Palin Distress Syndrome... they are evil intent.


141 posted on 12/19/2013 1:05:47 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Matt1234 signs his comment with "Hitler blamed the Jews. Obama blames the Tea Party" a sentence that raises all kinds of questions about his understanding of the holocaust.

No Alex. You are the face of the Pink Swastika. Look it up. As a Jew, I know your type. The butch were the perfect SS. The effeminate ones were the victims of the night of the long knives. Ignorant swine. I am one of those Jews you will not so easily kill this time. I am your worst nightmare.
142 posted on 12/19/2013 1:07:27 AM PST by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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You’re still a dick, Falcone.


143 posted on 12/19/2013 1:09:47 AM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

We precede the tea party Mr analinguist

And we have homosexual defenders here

Many of the south bashers here are in love with queer nation

Maybe members


144 posted on 12/19/2013 1:11:46 AM PST by wardaddy (choctaw bingo)
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To: Colonel_Flagg

Great Ceasars Ghost!

That guy makes Liberace look macho

Fedgov needs to stop hiring flaming fags to write their propaganda


145 posted on 12/19/2013 1:14:13 AM PST by Rome2000 (THE WASHINGTONIANS AND UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE ARE THE ENEMY -ROTATE THE CAPITAL AMONGST THE STATES)
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To: PA Engineer

146 posted on 12/19/2013 1:23:00 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (A courageous man finds a way, an ordinary man finds an excuse.)
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To: Salamander

I browsed his blog. He had tons of articles about planning his recent wedding. That you MUST do the cake tasting, have lots of mason jars(?), you don’t need to spring for the extra seat covers on the chairs...all sorts of details that I (as a guy) had NO clue about when I got married. (4 pm? got it. Open bar at the reception? Check.)

In one article he thought he might invite one of his readers to the wedding. But to enter the contest one had to send him a photo of one’s butt.(!?)

Never did talk about his fiance being a woman or a man. Odd. I would expect lots of good humor regarding the different viewpoints regarding planning a wedding.

If he had married a gal I would have expected things like “She thought the red napkins were cool, but I preferred the mauve as it provided a subtle and delicate balance to the floral arrangement.”


147 posted on 12/19/2013 1:52:13 AM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: Auntie Mame

“Wasn’t traumatized...”

Well, he has had 15+ years to learn how to deal with it.

From the article:

“’Fudgepacker’ was fun because it reminded me of second grade.”


148 posted on 12/19/2013 1:55:00 AM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: 21twelve

I’m a woman and have no idea WTH he’s rambling on about.

In my experience, guys usually manage one duty in wedding planning.

They remember to show up for the big day.

:)


149 posted on 12/19/2013 2:45:29 AM PST by Salamander (Hey, Jack the Ripper, won't you come on over... hook me up to the power lines of your love...)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Was that you? Congrats! I wasn’t quoted.


150 posted on 12/19/2013 3:57:35 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Unfortunately for him his review wasn't hilarious but it was narrow-minded and dishonest.

He also has no idea who or what Free Republic is.

151 posted on 12/19/2013 5:59:08 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: miss marmelstein

I’m honored to have gotten the pointy-headed fag’s attention. :P


152 posted on 12/19/2013 6:28:50 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; matt1234

Alex is quite ignorant, and self-satisfied about it.

His comment about the tagline “Hitler blamed the Jews; Obama blames the Tea Party” indicating that Matt1234 misunderstands the Holocaust is particularly disturbing. What part of foreshadowing is the “author” unfamiliar with. Perhaps he could google the word “omen”.


153 posted on 12/19/2013 6:44:11 AM PST by MortMan (We've gone from ‘failure is not an option’ to ‘failure is not an obstacle’.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

As well you should! I thought my comment “Dentists are our friends,” was worth a quote, but, alas, no!


154 posted on 12/19/2013 7:36:56 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: Bender2
Yesterday I posted this hilarious review of Sarah Palin's new book about the war on Christmas Good Tidings and Great Joy. The post was picked up by a Tea Party forum "Free Republic" and they were not happy. Apparently I'm "stupid, ignorant, dishonest and basically evil" and also have "the hair of a kewpie doll."

The only part of his 'hilarious review' that's hilarious is ... ... this part.

155 posted on 12/19/2013 7:48:43 AM PST by shove_it (long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of ObamaÂ’s America)
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To: miss marmelstein

For what it’s worth, I liked it! You can bet the poofter saw it, too.


156 posted on 12/19/2013 8:35:26 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: JoeProBono
Bio: Alex is a moderately attractive comedian and Internet celebrity. He writes about philosophy, robots, travel, and himself.

If that's moderately attractive, I am a greek god.

157 posted on 12/19/2013 8:43:31 AM PST by NeoCaveman (DC, it's Versailles on the Potomac but without the food and culture)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I have no idea who this pathetic whiner is.


158 posted on 12/19/2013 8:44:20 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: MortMan
His comment about the tagline “Hitler blamed the Jews; Obama blames the Tea Party” indicating that Matt1234 misunderstands the Holocaust is particularly disturbing. What part of foreshadowing is the “author” unfamiliar with. Perhaps he could google the word “omen”.

Thank you. When I wrote that tagline a few months ago, it was during the heat of the "budget" conflict (not truly a budget but the so-called "fiscal cliff"). obama and prominent dems were calling the tea party terrorists, hostage takers, arsonsists, bombers, murderers, etc. Much of the name calling was explict, some implicit, and it's all in the public record. This was a deliberate, coordinated action ominously similar to the way the Nazis slandered the Jews. And we all know how that turned out.

I hope you are reading this, Mr. Portlandia.

159 posted on 12/19/2013 12:20:21 PM PST by matt1234 (Hitler blamed the Jews. Obama blames the Tea Party.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Thanks, I appreciate it, lol!


160 posted on 12/19/2013 3:46:54 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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