Was he done by 12:20?
Posted on 10/17/2013 2:40:15 PM PDT by FeliciaCat
ARASOTA - Police said a man triggered a hazardous materials investigation on Tuesday when he attempted to spread his fiance's ashes at the Westfield Southgate Shopping Center.
Police Lt. Pat Ledwith said the man was still mourning the loss of his fiance who died several months ago. She reportedly had some connection to LensCrafters which is where the grieving man spread part of her ashes at 11:20 a.m., triggering the emergency respons
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If the guy was engaged to a girl, and not a guy, then it should be "fiancée."
Also, if they didn't have a date set for a wedding in the near future, then, as you say, "fiancée" nowadays is usually just a euphemism for "low-class slut I'm shacking up with."
We sprinkled some of my dad’s ashes at the site of the
log cabin where he was born, the rest is in the glove
compartment of my truck. I feel better knowing he’s
close.
My beloved late uncle LOVED Bluebell ice cream, a trait which Texas FReepers no doubt understand.
He also enjoyed our family vacations to the Garner State Park area where we would camp beside the lovely Frio River.
He always said that when he died he wanted his ashes to be put into a Bluebell container and floated down the Frio.
;-)
awww thats sweet! I must say it makes way more sense then a lenscrafters in a mall. But hey thats just me...
Hillary’s will be scattered beside Bubba’s so they can be together for an eternity pestering each other.
Was he done by 12:20?
Made a spectacle of himself.
Hey, give the guy a break, he was grieving and
probably missed the “second pair free with Eye exam”.
Cremations or cremated remains come in two forms. One will be mainly bone chips, some as big as your small fingernail. If the crematorium pulverizes or grinds them (some do and some don ‘t) they will mostly be 1/8 to 3/16” size small bone chips. There will be some fine ash like material but that will not be the majority of the cremains.
If you spread un pulverized cremains on your front lawn, you would be seeing off white bone chips amongst the blades of grass for a long time.
Fellow: “These contacts are REALLY irritating my eyes!”
L-C Tech: “Sir, you appear to have cremains under the lenses...”
After spreading the ashes, the man stopped at Sbarro’s for the 2 slice & salad combo meal. He then washed it down with large Orange Julius Original.
Then he went to Cinnabon for dessert.
Ping
LensShafters...where you don’t have to wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait...
I can only picture some bear or wolf licking the ashes in the Blue Bell container.
Was he engaged to a man? Because an engaged woman is called a fiancee.
So, he only spread part of her ashes there. That means he did a half-ashed job of it.
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