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To: Squawk 8888; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Just ask for the club sandwich.


4 posted on 10/16/2013 8:26:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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the burger was concocted from “the meat of massacred baby seals”

She would rather we ate them still alive? But they squirm so!

11 posted on 10/16/2013 8:52:00 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll ya have?”

The seal replies, “Anything but Canadian Club!”


20 posted on 10/16/2013 9:46:03 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (My sweet talk is also savory and creamy.)
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Ha ha ha haaa!

[gross!]


21 posted on 10/16/2013 9:47:21 PM PDT by Salamander (Blue Oyster Cult Will Be The Soundtrack For The Revolution.....)
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22 posted on 10/16/2013 9:49:26 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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Meal-A-Seal

Oh, Gendarme! Gendarme! Pardon moi, do you have zee time?

No, Brigitte; neither zee time nor zee inclination!


30 posted on 10/17/2013 12:09:49 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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Oh Slings, whenever I’ve got a really clever one up my sleeve, you beat me to it!
I’d love to meet you one day.


38 posted on 10/17/2013 7:32:26 AM PDT by golux
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