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Anti-gun nuts’ worst nightmare: Check out these REAL Hello Kitty guns
The Blaze ^ | 1/23/13 | David Chick

Posted on 10/13/2013 3:19:19 PM PDT by Impala64ssa

You’ve seen the story about the terrorist toddler who was ridiculously suspended for threatening to shoot a classmate with her bright pink Hello Kitty bubble gun…

Well, just for fun, I thought I’d track down some actual Hello Kitty guns… because they do exist. And they are pink. And cute. And I kinda want one.

You got your basic Hello Kitty handgun, complete with a clip of Hello Kitty tipped bullets. Available in reworked Sig Sauer & Colt models, too!

A Hello Kitty Keltec pistol?

Or an HK-47? (Get it? HK? Like AK? No? Ok, well, I thought it was clever.)

Alert Dianne Feinstein! There’s even a Hello Kitty “assault rifle”:

Who knew Hello Kitty was such a purveyor of arms sales? All pics via Kitty Hell, a delightful website dedicated to chronicling all the ridiculous things tagged with Hello Kitty’s famous face


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: banglist; guncontrol; hellokitty; secondamendment
It's an old article, it's fun to drive the hoplophobes out of their small collective minds ;)
1 posted on 10/13/2013 3:19:19 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

I have a Hello Kitty P30L and love it.


2 posted on 10/13/2013 3:23:33 PM PDT by bimboeruption
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To: Impala64ssa
I would not be ashamed to have this.


3 posted on 10/13/2013 3:24:00 PM PDT by Salamander (Blue Oyster Cult Will Be The Soundtrack For The Revolution.....)
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To: Impala64ssa

I’ve seen that AR before.

A lot of makers these days are producing female intended firearms. Sometimes in color scheme or decor, other times it’s weight and size limits.


4 posted on 10/13/2013 3:27:09 PM PDT by FAA
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To: FAA

Hello Kitty or not, I want a Desert Eagle.


5 posted on 10/13/2013 3:31:42 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: FAA
Targeting(no pun intended) the "womenfolk" has been a tried and true marketing idea for ages. Chrysler had a good deal of success back in the 50's with the Dodge LaFemme

The other carmakers at the time used similar marketing strategies.
6 posted on 10/13/2013 3:35:05 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: Impala64ssa
Don't forget to accessorize!


7 posted on 10/13/2013 3:40:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

Always use jacketed or plated ammo in the Desert Eagle. Plain lead will foul the gas system.


8 posted on 10/13/2013 3:50:31 PM PDT by Myrddin
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9 posted on 10/13/2013 3:59:37 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Impala64ssa

My daughter’s Ruger 10/22 is pink and purple with silver stripes.


10 posted on 10/13/2013 4:03:52 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Oh Baby! That’s a bad ass look’in ride!


11 posted on 10/13/2013 4:09:42 PM PDT by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: FAA

Not sure if you can see this without joining but a local gun shop is having “Ladies Month”:

http://www.reno4x4.com/forum/showthread.php/73914-For-The-Ladies?highlight=ladies


12 posted on 10/13/2013 4:11:37 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: Impala64ssa

Damn, I got a daughter who`d love one of those! Took the girl to the range sometime back and now she`s Rambo-ette.


13 posted on 10/13/2013 4:24:32 PM PDT by nomad
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To: Impala64ssa

who wants a gun named for lindsey graham? /hello-kitty


14 posted on 10/13/2013 5:23:01 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

“hello sh*tty” is the greeting of the day for Goober.


15 posted on 10/14/2013 2:44:39 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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