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Carter's Message to Space Aliens Finally Exits Our Solar System
Townhall.com ^ | September 29, 2013 | Mark Baisley

Posted on 09/29/2013 10:19:24 AM PDT by Kaslin

NASA announced a monumental event this month; The renowned spacecraft known as Voyager 1 has exited our solar system.Thirty-six years ago, Voyager 1 departed Cape Canaveral on September 5, 1977 atop of a Titan-Centaur launch vehicle, joining sister ship Voyager 2 which was already en route to Jupiter.Voyager 2 had been hurled into space by her own Titan-Centaur two weeks earlier on August 20, 1977.

The twin spacecraft followed complex, pre-programmed orbits on a shared mission of capturing images and data on the solar system’s largest planets.Together, the Voyager spacecrafts executed close-up fly-by visits to Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and a total of 48 of their moons.

It took nearly two years for the spacecrafts to reach Jupiter. Voyager 2 paid visits to all four of the giants over the course of ten years, from Jupiter in July of 1979 to Neptune in August of 1989.Voyager 1 saw Jupiter close-up in March of 1979 and Saturn in November of 1980.Seventeen years later, in February of 1998, Voyager 1 caught up to Pioneer 10 (launched in 1972) and became what NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory refers to as “humankind's most distant object.”

Voyager 1 is the first manmade item to go interstellar – That is, traveling beyond our Solar System.Voyager 1’s odometer now reads in excess of 11,647,362,655 miles (125.3 AU).Traveling at a speed exceeding 38,000 miles per hour (3.6 AU per year) for the past 36 years.And it still works.

Voyager 2 is loping along at a mere 35,000 miles per hour (3.3 AU per year).Having taken a couple of detours that Voyager 1 did not have scheduled, Voyager 2 is over 2 billion miles behind.The Voyager 2 odometer reading is around 9,537,265,829 (102.6 AU) and will join her sister ship at the solar system’s edge in 2020 after seven more years of straight-line coasting.

To get an idea of how far away Voyager 1 is now, imagine the Sun as the size of a basketball. Relative Earth would be the size of a BB, orbiting about 100 feet away.In that scale, Voyager would be nearly one mile beyond Earth.

In the period since the Voyagers left Earth, the Space Shuttle program was inaugurated and mothballed.William Shatner starred as the protagonist in Star Trek: The Motion Picture in which Voyager 1 was featured as the antagonist. And right about the time that Voyager 1 flew past Pluto, the poor thing got degraded from full planet status.

In 1977, sporting a dilettante interest in UFOs, then President Jimmy Carter participated in developing the first truly universal message, included on board each of the Voyager Spacecraft. Both Voyagers were equipped with a gold plated phonograph record with cartridge and needle all ready to play by whoever should run across them in the outermost layers of the heliosphere.

According to NASA, both records contain “115 images and a variety of natural sounds, such as those made by surf, wind and thunder, birds, whales, and other animals. To this they added musical selections from different cultures and eras, and spoken greetings from Earth-people in fifty-five languages, and printed messages from President Carter and U.N. Secretary General Waldheim.”

And finally, nearly thirty years after the establishment of SETI (you remember – that “Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence” organization on which the Jodi Foster movie Contact was based), intelligent messages are finally being received from outer space.The best guess that scientist have ventured in interpreting the alien messaging is, “Thank you for the flux capacitor gasket. Do not fall for that global warming trick.And most important, do not choose the one known as Barack Obama as your leader.He is not from Earth.”

OK, that last part was a joke. But give me credit for passing on all the obvious wisecracks about Uranus.


TOPICS: Editorial
KEYWORDS: jamesearldoofus; jimmycarter; nasa; voyager2
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To: Kaslin

Call me when the aliens send a message to Jimmy Carter.


21 posted on 09/29/2013 11:12:56 AM PDT by Irish Rose (Will work for chocolate.)
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To: Irish Rose

Based upon his actions, I’d say they have already occupied his mind.


22 posted on 09/29/2013 11:15:15 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: Kaslin

The senate will vote on the answer tomorrow..


23 posted on 09/29/2013 11:16:55 AM PDT by Mom MD
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To: Kaslin

Ruh oh... Anyone else worried that space aliens might read Jimmy Carter’s message and conclude that there is no intelligent life in this solar system and proceed with plans to demolish this solar system to make way for an interstellar highway?


24 posted on 09/29/2013 11:19:03 AM PDT by Arthurio
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To: Kaslin
To this they added musical selections from different cultures and eras,

On SNL, the mentioned that aliens sent a return message:

"SEND MORE CHUCK BERRY."

25 posted on 09/29/2013 11:19:19 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Nothing is more savage and brutal than justifiably angry Americans. DonÂ’t believe me? Ask the Germa)
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To: smoothsailing

Yes, I would have much preferred he would have delivered it personally.


26 posted on 09/29/2013 11:22:18 AM PDT by DeWalt (Times are more like they used to be than they are today.)
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To: TangoLimaSierra

Any space aliens out there might have considered that an act of war, and would have responded in kind. Do you really want a Jimmuh with two heads and four arms here?


27 posted on 09/29/2013 11:22:59 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: lonevoice

And we can’t find a car to last 5 yrs. and a 150,000 miles.


28 posted on 09/29/2013 11:25:47 AM PDT by DeWalt (Times are more like they used to be than they are today.)
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To: Kaslin
Our galaxy is about 600,000,000,000,000,000 miles across, so the Voyagers still have lots of room to roam.
29 posted on 09/29/2013 11:26:08 AM PDT by JPG (Putin Does Obama.)
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To: Kaslin

He asked them to reply on CB radio channel 19.


30 posted on 09/29/2013 11:34:50 AM PDT by DeWalt (Times are more like they used to be than they are today.)
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To: DeWalt

Carter told the space aliens to turn down their thermostats and wear sweaters to keep warm .

sarc //


31 posted on 09/29/2013 11:51:45 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: Kaslin

How embarrassing.


32 posted on 09/29/2013 12:01:25 PM PDT by moovova
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To: a fool in paradise

The tragedy is that there wouldn’t have been room for the whole Democratic Party.


33 posted on 09/29/2013 12:02:18 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of the Muslim Brotherhood))
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34 posted on 09/29/2013 12:15:55 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Kaslin

I think I still have some Billy Beer around.


35 posted on 09/29/2013 12:43:14 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: a fool in paradise

You beat me to it!


36 posted on 09/29/2013 1:47:43 PM PDT by GunsareOK
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To: DeWalt

Hey, there’s Volvo, but none of you guys are willing to take the risk and accept the Volvo lifestyle. Everybody is Ford or Chevy-minded.


37 posted on 09/30/2013 3:29:12 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: Kaslin

‘BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE’


38 posted on 09/30/2013 3:37:08 AM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: LostInBayport

While turning down the thermostat to 55°


39 posted on 09/30/2013 4:04:12 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: ZinGirl

I don’t remember that one


40 posted on 09/30/2013 4:06:29 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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