Posted on 08/30/2013 9:01:53 PM PDT by The Bat Ladys Husband
Awesome repartee, dude. Just blindingly brilliant. You're some conversationalist, I must say.
OTOH, this fascination of yours with a penis nickname is a bit troubling. You might want to talk with a professional about that...
LOL. I always enjoyed being "chaotic neutral". Nobody knew what the f*ck I was gonna do.
The best part is not breaking character even when the phone rings.
And answering the phone.
In character.
Not that I’ve done that.
It's his way of psychologically preening himself in a manner that won't attract as much attention as, say, a Wiener snapping photos of his minor anatomy and posting them.. The reason he continues to use the word dink is that the only other word he learned was peepee and he's too embarrassed to say that now that he feels he is an adult..
Wonder if the "D" implies that his given name is Dick? Then we could call him a penishead...
Being anatomically correct in the selection of descriptive words, you see...
Do you answer as Larry King or what?
I did, once, just for the lark of it. It was my Mom on the other end. She forgave me eventually.
Noo.... Not Mutant Auto Cowwrecks!!!
Don’t let the door hit you in your ample ass on the way out.
Yes, there is a stunning lack of imagination and creativity in the overuse of a weak infantile insult.
There was a website not too long ago called “Shakespearean insulter”.
Those could be quite amusing.
“Who dares contact me on the imperial communications network?! The guilty party shall have their family conscripted to work in the mynock petting zoo!”
My parents kinda expect it of me.
Dunno why.
Probably due to dad answering the phone with “Saginaw Michigan Better Business Bureau!”
I credit this vanity with ending the freepathon.
A ravenous caffeinated bovine seeking whom it may lick, then destroy their texts whilst mooing insanely.
I saw your post and said, “Naaah. That can’t be right!”
Yup, ten or more minutes ago.
Guess it.. Uh...backfired on the OP and their apparent intent?
I think we were $1700 shy when this thread was posted.
I'll have to look that up, sounds good. The Elizabethans could certainly turn a phrase. I'm half Italian and my ancestors on that side likewise had a talent and vocabulary for insults that picked up where most languages leave off. Genealogy, sexual proclivities, looks, anatomy, these were only the initial takeoff points for some of the abusive invective they had in their arsenal. It was damned impressive.
You keep that up and I’ll send my four year old over to straighten you out. And mark my words, you do NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH MY 4 YEAR OLD.
Not that simple.
If you enter into an ad program, the program decides what is popped to any visitor. Google is typical, and the biggest, program.
So when I visit Breitbart, I get drowned in stuff that is pure propaganda for the Norwegian labour party and their friends, and they track. Breitbart has no influence whatsoever on what his ads/advertizers do.
The only one I’ve seen who can really do much about his own ads is Drudge, and that is because he has volume enough to run single ads outside the mainstream. And he got there by cheating: every ten minutes or so the page refreshes, and each refresh counts as a new hit, counting up money.
Yes.
I expected to see that tamp down over the top by noon tomorrow or so.
Moo! Bang! Moo!
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