[twister881]

New Alan Jackson song: "Where Were You (When I took our daughter to the woodshed)"

[pgkdan]

Thank goodness my father wasn’t famous enough for the media to have been interested in the stupid crap I did when I was 20 years old!

[petitfour]

Remember when . . .

[edpc]

I always thought he looked like William H. Macy’s charater in Boogie Nights, only with a cowboy hat.

[Gamecock]

Poor child.

[skeeter]

Turns out she’s the work in progress.

[Gamecock]

Pop a top again
I think I’ll have another round

[E. Pluribus Unum]

So “invoking her father’s name” is a crime?

[wbill]

A spokeswoman for Alan Jackson says there's no comment.

Well, I don't know Mr Jackson, but I'll go out on a limb and guess that there were plenty of comments.

[ALPAPilot]

“Do you suspect that I am involved in criminal activity?”

“Do you suspect that I am a danger to you or your fellow officers?”

“Am I being detained?”

Other than that keep the mouth shut. Does anyone ever learn?

[SampleMan]

She is accused of striking a police officer and then invoking her father's name during a traffic stop in Nashville.

Sure sounds like a case of bad behavior, but I have a couple of questions.

1. How much time does one get for invoking their father's name?

2. Did she really strike the police officer, or is this another case of being insufficiently compliant?

[Salgak]

Uh, who really cares about the offspring of celebutards ???

Kids do stupid stuff. And they pay the price.

Next story, please. . .

[Patrick1]

It’s Five O’clock Somewhere.