Posted on 07/24/2013 8:25:49 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
On second thought, cancel that foot-long sub.
An employee at a Subway fast food chain in Columbus, Ohio, posted a picture of himself resting his penis on the restaurants sandwich bread to Instagram...
My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today, read a caption that accompanied the not-suitable-for-work picture that appeared on Jetts feed.
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Hold the pickle... Uh now that I see it never mind...
I am of the opinion that anyone who messes with anothers food deserves the severest penalty. That is beyond prank and kid foolishness.
He should have the same exact sandwich in the picture made, exactly how it appeared in the picture with the exact same ingrediaents and be made to eat it, maybe add a couple of meatballs to it as well....
If this were the penalty, this sorta thing would stop... Immediately....
His friends would call him “Stumpy McSandwich” and his future girlfriends would be completely un-full-filled...
But we would all feel better about eating at SubWay and according to liberals it is about feeling good collectively...
I seldom eat out any more either. Between the cooking shows where you see the chef’s sweat dripping into the food, and stories about employees peeing into the ice machines, etc., I’d rather stay home.
On a recent Restaurant Stakeout show (where the put hidden cameras in the restaurant to check up on staff), the owner’s niece was a waitress. Besides being rude to patrons, she was shown taking the top of a customer’s hamburger bun and rubbing it across her underarm. She quit when shown the footage, but unbelievably, the owner hired her back. If I were a local, I would not set foot in that restaurant again. I don’t have any faith that this girl would not do something like that again - and don’t trust the owner’s judgment to hire proper staff.
In fact - hold the whole thing.
I have occasionally patronized Subway when traveling. No more.
Fired is not enough- jail time is necessary for idiocy at this level
That is the only example that will prevent others. Kids these days don’t care if they get ‘fired’
Its also important for customers to avoid needlessly being an ass to the staff.
I was in a McDonalds years ago and had some guy in front of me going ballistic over a kid making a simple mistake with the change. The kid mistook a $50 for a $20 and tried to give the guy change from the $20. The kid immediately corrected the mistake but that wasn’t enough for Mr Asshole. He wanted to talk to the manager and wanted his meal free after the kid tried to “steal” his money. The guy got his free meal and left.
When I stepped up to the counter I told the kid not to worry about me because I’m sane. I slid the kid an extra $5 across the counter and told him that he had earned it.
At least he could have put a barred owl in the bun...sheesh!
I knew a guy who would always make some fuss, with the intention of getting a free meal out of it.....if it was so much as a fork with a tiny spec of dirt on it (like the Monty Python sketch).
Quiznos is hiring
I did not order pickle on my sandwich!!!
Disgusting freak proving to the world he comes up short to a foot long. That’s going to do wonders for his job resume, not that he’d ever need one since he’s never going to get another job. Hope is mama is proud of him since he’s going to be living in her basement the rest of his miserable life.
Reason #867 why I don’t like to eat out.
I know of a cafe once owned by the sheriff. His wife made the pies everyone raved about. She would slice them, lick the knife, slice another piece, lick the knife, slice another...
If I saw a worker holding their pickle, then I certainly would not go back to the store. However, it's an isolated instance and you can see the workers preparing your sandwich. Odds are low that the ingredients were tampered with. I always try to be nice to food preparers. Many years ago when I was a teen, my friend who worked at an ice cream counter told me when someone was rude to him, he would do a lugie in their ice cream. After hearing that, I never accepted free ice cream when visiting him at the store. By the way, I have heard worse things about food preparation from people I knew. As I said, be nice to them!
Adults do this stupid stuff just as often. I just posted about a 60 year old sheriff's wife licking the pie slicer. There was another cafe who's cook constantly spit in food of people he didn't like. He bragged about spitting in a city official's meal and was arrested.
The sandwich that they serve you never lives up to the picture on the menu...
1. Subway - he has them build a sandwich that is long and very tall with all the foods stuffed in there. I wish he could see a Subway penis on the bread picture. He's also of a strange religion and doesn't approve of anyone except him. A private part on bread in a Subway would stun his religious hang ups. Many years ago in my sister-in-laws past, she had a divorce - this brother of hers has castigated her since then. My husband was dying and she was of tremendous help - after about a month, when the brother-in-law realized I was a friend of the sister-in-law, he avoided me which was a good thing.
2. Local hospital - yes, he eats out at the hospital. Can't you imagine that one? “Dear, let's go out to eat; we're going to the hospital.” My husband was in a hospital where I live and this brother-in-law was there and a major pest. I went with him to get something to eat at this hospital cafeteria. While in line, he compared this food to the “wonderful” food at the hospital where he lives.
To top it off, I had to listen for many hours how his wife doesn't appreciate him. It would be good for Subway to give him a sandwich with that private part inside.
I hope this post doesn't get dumped by moderator for mentioning that “private” part of a body.
The same thing....... or worse, could happen in almost any restaurant.
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