Star witness at Zimmerman trial to defense lawyer: ‘That’s real retarded, sir’ [video]

twitchy ^ | 6/27/13 | staff

[Nachum]

LilMissAmerican @LilMissRightie

"That's real retarded, sir. That's real retarted sir". No. She. Didn't. Did I actually hear that? She's a soft-talker - maybe I heard wrong.

[diogenes ghost]

She did not write the letter, she supposedly had a ‘friend’ write it for her.

[Mr. K]

I think she was talking out of it

[Heart-Rest]

"Has this star witness been invited on the View, Letterman, Leno yet? Has she received book deals, offers from Playboy, Dancing with the Americans Idle?"

By now, she probably has a permanent job offer from msnbc.

[M Kehoe]

Not as tough as me trying to figure out where her blow hole is.

Roll her around in flour to find the wet spot.

Sorry...

5.56mm

[mass55th]

"Hey,you've gotta admit...she *is* built like an offensive lineman. "

I hear the Patriots have an opening for a Tight End.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

I know what you are saying! Are you suggesting she’s eating Krill?! (And don’t you dare say she needs more water hyacinth in her salads!)

This is series... she should see her endocrinologist for some iodine tablets!

[dainbramaged]

Sorry...
That is a classic, haven't heard it in decades :>)

[JoeProBono]

[DungeonMaster]

What is happening here is we are being shown a kangaroo court and they the jury of 12 women will find Zimmerman guilty of murdering a poor 8 year old kid with skittles in hand.

In your face lady justice, ha ha.

I'm trying to stay sane by clinging to my bible.

[IrishBrigade]

She’s a low-talker?

...can you picture her in a pirate shirt...?

[Arrowhead1952]

Has she received ...., offers from Playboy

Eye bleach needed.

[Arrowhead1952]

...If she can't read cursive, then how the heck did she write it? Ha, I knew when it was posted a while back that it was faked.

Most people her age can't tell time on an regular clock either. Our neighbor is a retired teacher and told us stories about that. Not one of them can balance a checkbook either. Real DUmmies we are getting out of the publick schrools deez dayz.

[Albion Wilde]

This trial is showing a lot of people the cultural rot in the black community today....individuals here who clearly cannot function in society, and that culture is encouraged and spread purposefully....and with pride.

I guess they have never watched The Maury Show.

[Safetgiver]

Isn’t creepy ass cracker the technical term for a pair of underwear that keep riding up on ya? No, that’s a ‘wrong thong’. Wrong size, right color.

[Blood of Tyrants]

I had a year of biology in high school and based on that, she is very much like a small whale.

[Bulwyf]

You owe me for an ambulance trip and hospital visit, once I started laughing and inhaling my snack food, nobody here was around to save me. I didn’t help myself by despite choking to death, I couldn’t stop laughing. I’m ok now though. God please forgive me.

[VRW Conspirator]

Life is calling this girl. Her 15 minutes of fame is just about over.

[matginzac]

This from someone who is an American high school senior who can’t read friggin’ cursive and had to get someone to write for her...
How you likin’ THAT, tax payers???

[PapaBear3625]

The “retarded” remark Jeantel used didn’t sit well with the jury.

If I was on the jury, her time on the witness stand would have me thinking "If Trayvon had THIS for a friend, perhaps the world is better off without him".

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Has this star witness been invited on the View, Letterman, Leno yet? Has she received book deals, offers from Playboy, Dancing with the Americans Idle?

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Based on her demonstrated class and decorum she is qualified to be a cohost on “The View” or a CBS Anchor.