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Biden: 'If We Had Guns that Shot Chocolate,' People 'Safer' and 'Happier'
The Weekly Standard ^
| 14 May 2013
| Daniel Halper
Posted on 05/14/2013 12:20:11 PM PDT by Apparatchik
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To: Apparatchik
Yeah. All those raped dead women covered in chocolate would be a lot happier. Just when you think the guy cant get any dumber....
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posted on
05/14/2013 12:43:31 PM PDT
by
Mom MD
(A million people attended Obamas inauguration. 14 of them actually missed work)
To: Apparatchik
ah, well, um....Ok I got nothing.
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posted on
05/14/2013 12:45:11 PM PDT
by
svcw
(If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
To: Apparatchik
Based on the in-depth response from Joe Biden I’d say the long delay was a result of Joe thinking really hard to come up with 49 words to make a sentence.
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posted on
05/14/2013 12:49:37 PM PDT
by
maddog55
(America Rising.... Civil War II)
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
05/14/2013 12:50:22 PM PDT
by
Eagles6
(Valley Forge Redux)
To: Apparatchik
This is BS! Can’t be Biden. Its not written in crayon.
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posted on
05/14/2013 12:54:43 PM PDT
by
elder5
To: MHGinTN
Oh my gosh!...ROTFLOL.....that sure sums it up adequately!
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posted on
05/14/2013 12:55:29 PM PDT
by
caww
To: Apparatchik
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posted on
05/14/2013 1:01:51 PM PDT
by
BerserkPatriot
(Why is the Democratic National Socialist Committee waging a War on liberty?)
To: Apparatchik
And if roaming gangs of kids and the guy trying to come in the window or locked front door just wanted to say “ Hi!”, then people would be happier! And we could all share the chocolates and live happily ever after!
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posted on
05/14/2013 1:04:36 PM PDT
by
Exit148
To: Apparatchik
This is unreal.
Biden has marshmallows for brains.
Let’s pay him and his cohorts with chocolate money. It’ll make everyone happy. No one will be sad.
To: Apparatchik
(Biden)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel any riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
(Obama)
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
To: Apparatchik
Is he channeling the 60’s? Of course, if everoen was nice and never did anything bad, then everyone would be happier. Idiot.
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posted on
05/14/2013 1:13:28 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(Occupy your Mind!)
To: Apparatchik
Speaking of shooting... biden please quit shooting off that dumb-assed mouth of yours!
LLS
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posted on
05/14/2013 1:14:39 PM PDT
by
LibLieSlayer
(FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!)
To: Apparatchik
Well we have an administration and a justice department that are rapidly pumping out “chocolate” in response to every question they get asked.
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posted on
05/14/2013 1:17:31 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: All
as soon as 2016 comes around, we won’t be seeing much of Slo Joe. The hospital won’t allow visitors.
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posted on
05/14/2013 1:20:00 PM PDT
by
newnhdad
(Our new motto: USA, it was fun while it lasted.)
To: musicman
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posted on
05/14/2013 1:24:08 PM PDT
by
onyx
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To: Apparatchik
A kid gets suspended for chewing a pop-tart into the shape of a gun. And this idiot wants chocolate guns. Unbelievable
To: Apparatchik
Did Biden say “If we had guns that shot chocolate, people would be safer.” or “If we had guns that shot Chocolates, people would be safer.”?
To: Apparatchik
If I had some whipped cream, I’d have some bologna and whipped cream.
If I had some bologna.
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posted on
05/14/2013 1:44:24 PM PDT
by
ltc8k6
To: MIchaelTArchangel
Why would anyone want to shoot chocolate?
What crime has chocolate commited?
To: Apparatchik
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posted on
05/14/2013 1:50:05 PM PDT
by
Sender
(It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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