This is pretty much a synopsis of all the Democrat counterattacks about Benghazi, placed in Jay Carney's squeaky voice.
To my readers, it is a quick little one-off kinda-fun piece. Hope it gave you a chuckle.
1 posted on
05/13/2013 7:01:56 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Impeachment File on Benghazi Coward B. Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, a legal citizen of the Nation of Indonesia.
2 posted on
05/13/2013 7:03:05 AM PDT by
Graewoulf
(Traitor John Roberts' Commune-Style Obama'care' violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
What, no “global warming” connection?
4 posted on
05/13/2013 7:04:46 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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200 Satisfied Customers!™This is a quick little one-off knockout piece I conjured up this morning. I hope it gives someone a chuckle.
5 posted on
05/13/2013 7:04:51 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
It’s alright Jai Carnie, we realize you’re not really as idiotic as you appear. Making seriously good money for conveying ValJ’s talking points to an adoring press corpse....
7 posted on
05/13/2013 7:06:36 AM PDT by
nascarnation
(Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
To: Lazamataz
But, but they got doughnuts! Free doughnuts, man! Free! Doughnuts!
8 posted on
05/13/2013 7:07:43 AM PDT by
Spruce
To: Lazamataz
Actually sounds more plausible than the real deal! LOL! Of course there is no ONE “real deal” but many to choose from!
Good job, Laz!
9 posted on
05/13/2013 7:08:34 AM PDT by
luvie
(All my heroes wear camos!)
To: Lazamataz
Does wearing a see through dress make them the most transparent administration ever?
10 posted on
05/13/2013 7:13:25 AM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(President Obama; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
To: Lazamataz
“I can’t comment on an ongoing investigation. We’ll just have to wait for the report to find out what I was doing the night of Sept. 11.” zero
11 posted on
05/13/2013 7:16:16 AM PDT by
Walmartian
(I'm their leader. Which way did they go?)
To: Lazamataz
Pretty good job, there. You nailed the whole flippant, dismissive, I’m-not-but-you-are stream of obnoxiousness that I’m quite certain one day will be referred to as “Carneyesque”.
12 posted on
05/13/2013 7:20:01 AM PDT by
andy58-in-nh
(Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
To: Lazamataz
LOL, as I read this, a picture of Carney babbling these words popped into my mind. He was on the floor, trying to push himself into a corner, eyes bulging, having a breakdown.
15 posted on
05/13/2013 7:22:28 AM PDT by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
To: Lazamataz
Question for Carney:
“Why should we believe you now?”
17 posted on
05/13/2013 7:27:41 AM PDT by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Lazamataz
Hope it gave you a chuckle. I would be chuckling, except the perfidy of this bunch caused four people to die needless and horrific deaths, if they had their way it would be two dozen dead. Now they're lying about it as they have never lied before (and that's saying a lot).
Sorry Laz.
20 posted on
05/13/2013 7:31:07 AM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: Lazamataz
I think you have every point covered, excellent!
24 posted on
05/13/2013 7:38:17 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: Lazamataz
I saw the press conference on Friday and this is pretty much a verbatim, albeit a compressed (like Obama’s girlfriends), transcript.
25 posted on
05/13/2013 7:46:44 AM PDT by
citizen
(We get the government we choose. America either voted for Obama or handed it to him by not voting.)
To: Lazamataz
Jay Carney:..."Obama was asleep while he watched it unfold.Huh?!!!!!
To: Lazamataz
Jay Carney reminds me of Chip Diller, the sneaky little Omega frat pledge played by Kevin Bacon in “Animal House.” (”REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL!!!)
To: Lazamataz
And 7 or 11 or 12 U. S. Embassies or Consulates were attacked when G. W. Bush was President.
And you know what Bush did? He told our military not to do a damned thing to protect themselves and then went to bed, that's what he did!! And then he went to Crawford and cleared brush the next morning without even asking anything about it.
So, neener, neener.
To: Lazamataz
Carney reminds me of this:
"Are you gonna believe me or your lyin' eyes?"
32 posted on
05/13/2013 8:14:50 AM PDT by
red-dawg
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