Acid-tripping man claims to be God, asks cops to cut off his penis

UPI ^ | April 26, 2013 at 12:15 PM | By KRISTEN BUTLER

[haffast]

"....though police haven't confirmed if Silecchia was under the influence at the time."

"Don't taze me bro".....I'm god. Can't you see?"

Picture of officer's weapon at link.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Old punchline: “Stand back. This one is mine.”

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Methinks he may have some orientation issues.

[Rebelbase]

““Don’t cut my penis off,” then changed his mind and said, “Cut my penis off,” “

I hate it when that happens.

[Rebelbase]

“Officers used a taser on Silecchia six times with “no effect,” according to the report.”

Interesting. Maybe acid so scrambles the electrical impulses of pain receptors?

[billorites]

[miliantnutcase]

People on LSD can be incredibly dangerous. They can be shot and not feel it.

[Uncle Meat]

They will when they come down off of it.lol

[mardi59]

Another gift from the leftists. If it feels good....do it. What they don’t tell their mindless followers is”if the cops catch you, you are on your own”.

[EEGator]

My school is awesome...yea UF!

[The_Media_never_lie]

I am trying hard not to be misanthropic today, and will refrain from commenting.

[Wurlitzer]

Waiting for the few FR drug supporters running to this scum’s defense.

[USMCPOP]

They should have said, “Dude, we can’t see a penis. You must have lost it.”

[Marcella]

I think the drug will be “bath salts” as every person who has been arrested due to bath salts, was naked.

[dhs12345]

The dopers in Colorado the other day looked pretty stupid. Oriellys Waters asked them some serious questions about current events and they didn’t have a clue. They were in a drug induced stupor.

Yuranians? was the answer from one of the dopers when asked about Iran. Lol.

Lemme guess who they voted for.... if they could figure out how to tie their shoes and put their clothes on and make it to the polling place... and didn’t get sidetracked or lost on the way. Lol.

[moovova]

“I think the drug will be “bath salts” as every person who has been arrested due to bath salts, was naked.”

I’m not so sure. Afterall, he wasn’t eating anybody.

[MAexile]

snip

Indeed...

[Salamander]

Turn on, tune in, cut it off.

Wait..what?

[Slings and Arrows]

The student told officers, “Don’t cut my penis off,” then changed his mind and said, “Cut my penis off,” according to the police report.

You'd think "G-d" would be able to make up his mind.

[Thanks for the link, Gefn!]

[Caipirabob]

For once a registered democrat makes a productive suggestion. Anyone have a dull blade?