Why Did This Act Of Terrorism Occur? MEDIA COPY GUIDE

Free Republic Original Content | 4/15/2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

52. Too much bacon

BITE YOUR TONGUE.

And some crispy, yummy bacon.

[bigheadfred]

WE all think if you just say psychotic you have us and all of you others covered.

[Right Wing Assault]

Say no more. President obama announced tonight that he will require "Bomb-Free Zone" signs be placed at a 500-ft grid spacing over the whole country. Each one will say, "No bombs allowed within 1000 feet of this sign."

[mnehring]

Michael Moore has weighed in (pun intended)

[Lazamataz]

It really is a good list. We’ll have to find you a suitable molesting teacher mugshot to hit as a reward for your efforts.

I like this girl.

She's HAWT.

[faithhopecharity]

alert! alert! The Administration Broadcasting Company (ABC) just announced it as “terrorism at the Boston Marathon!” and the reports even mention the Muslem “suspects”

so maybe ABC didn’t get the message this time?

Surely, its Bush’s fault! Or Sarah’s, or Rush’s, or just a TeaParty practice drill, or?

[tumblindice]

52. Emerald ash borer beetles.

If you had a beetle in your shorts right now, it would probably bother you, right?

A big EAB beetle with those prickly, scurrying legs and sharp pincers, and knowing how they like to bore through wood.
One could very well make a guy jump up and lash/strike out in anger and, most importantly, they want to kill our ashes.

Not many know this, but an EAB beetle killed Elvis. It was in his ... that’s right, his Jockey shorts.

The foregoing makes as much sense as what I’ve been seeing on TeeVee.

[Jmouse007]

Yes, the factual terms that are mysteriously missing on FOX, CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CBS =

Muslims,

ISLAMIC TERRORISM,

Coordinated ATTACK,

SAUDI ARABIAN "Person of interest" under guard in the hospital. *Thank you New York Post for being the ONLY news paper or organization to mention this IMPORTANT piece of information.

Islam,

Jihad,

The Great Satan,

If Islamic terrorists are behind this attack you can expect Obamessiah and the Holder Injustice Department to pull a Bengazi Sargent Schultz = "We know nothing, we see nothing, we hear nothing... move along, move along. There is nothing to see here."

[Squantos]

Who won the Marathon ?

The Presstitute Polidiot did.

[GOPJ]

That’s a wonderful list Laz ...

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

You definitely, definitely forgot the repression of transgendered Native American Lesbian single mothers who, ashamed of their Nativeness and seeking diversity (in which there is strength) who courageously emigrated to Mexico only to find a phalanx of immigration restrictions blocking their every move, and so returned to the despised land of their birth to undergo opiate rehab and join the fight against the white man’s firearm obsession disguised as penis envy.

But I understand completely that this is a very awkward bumper sticker.

[WomBom]

Yes my friend.... You are spot on!!

I hope this post is not offensive

[Lazamataz]

Hey, I’m just trying to save Chris Matthews some work.

[Lazamataz]

THAT was... EPIC. :)

[Lazamataz]

(curtsies)

[oldenuff2no]

THE BABY KILLERS DID IT!!!!!!!!

[LivingNet]

188 please

[bigheadfred]

Did they just say you don’t know squawt, Laz?

[SpaceBar]

Unhealthy school lunches.

[Lazamataz]

True, true.....