Posted on 04/15/2013 4:32:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Predictably, the American Pravda Press immediately began conjecturing that the tragic terrorist act in Boston, at the Marathon, was possibly caused by 'right wing extremists'.
On other parts of the web, liberal whackadoodles were trying to pin this, not on the three suspects in custody, but Sarah Palin, saying:
I consider myself a helpful fellow. So in that spirit, I offer MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN the following blame assignment list:
The causes of this terrorist attack are, as follows.....
- Racism.
- White entitlement.
- Christianity.
- Gun ownership.
- Cigarette sales.
- Global warming.
- Clearcutting of forests.
- The BP Oil Spill.
- George W. Bush.
- Sarah Palin.
- Racism.
- Tea Partiers.
- Tea Party Racism.
- SEQUESTRATION!
- The failure to embrace 'undocumented workers'.
- The failure to reach out to Islam.
- Racism.
- Attempts to create a Mexican border fence.
- Mitch McConnells stubbornness.
- The NRA.
- Pro-US sentiments.
- John Boehner.
- False accusations of Democrat voter fraud.
- Birthers.
- Racism.
- Wayne LaPierre.
- Keystone Pipeline.
- Big Gulp Sodas.
- Slavery prior to the American Civil War.
- Fracking.
- Non-union workplaces and Right to Work states.
- Homophobia.
- Hostility to Native Americans.
- The Bible.
- CO2.
- Slow implementation of Obamacare.
- Republicans not caring about the unemployed.
- Gold bugs and Preppers.
- High capacity magazines.
- SEQUESTRATION!
- Violence against women.
- Rejection of Sharia law.
- Failing to make loans available to minorities.
- Racism.
- SEQUESTRATION!
- Guns.
- Unregulated internet.
- Free Republic.
- Racism.
- People who mocked Liberals who said rape would be preventable with whistles, and vomiting and urinating on yourself.
- Opposition to post-birth abortion.
There you are, my media propaganda friends. Fifty one fresh, crispy ways to blame the right for the actions of terrorists, who will undoubtably actually turn out to be Islamic extremists.
Sorry, dear Rush. My mistake.
Karl Rove got demoted from Magnificent Bastard, to Simple Bastard (First Class).
I’ll go back 19 years and say you need to add (insert minimum 4 adjectives) Talk Radio. That was the cause of OKC. Also I like to laugh and be disturbed, sometimes at the same time. Please add me to the ping list.
Actually , Muslims did it
I love the five counts of racism.
Five counts of racism is probably ten counts too few.
If there were more taxation and faggotry, these things would happen.
Also guns are bad for both taxation and faggotry. This is not coincidental.
We need to tweet/facebook/distribute by any means possible this message:
“Where was Ayers during the bombing in Boston?”
Alinksy the cr@p out of the left.
Every time someone mentions the bombing (after today, out of respect for the victims) I am going to innocently ask if BA has anything to do with it.
Ready to go down the rabbit hole?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022680115
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022680079
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022680024
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022680031
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022679988
And dozens upon dozens more like it. Warning, DU level language.
Art Bell was actually blamed for OKC.
Might want to add our support of Israel, the Jews, Zionists and the like or any combination thereof.
You forgot “anti-Muslim video posted on YouTube”.
Failure to adequately fund public education!
The stockpile of Ding Dongs I built before Hostess went out of business has run out!!!
I am really missing the reasons today, aren’t I???
I know this will sound a bit twisted to some, but every time these jerks attack us, I eventually smile.
My smile comes from the thought that if/when the SHTF, a good many folks committed to defending our country, will not be distracted by feelings or thoughts of regret, empathy......... or mercy.
Nice list, but I think you forgot to mention racism.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.